Danny-No sure if a bidet would cut it while cleaning up after one of those big greasy ones.

Might be time for something I invented many years ago....Butt Floss! Kind of a long cylinder of wiping material with a hand loop at each end. Could be scented for when you want that "Minty fresh" feeling.

Moosetrot

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Damp moss off of a vine maple.
I'll bet Beaverpeeler and Newhouse114 might concur.

I shower if I'm home. Otherwise, I use whatever is available.

Keith

I hope you guys using those sissy wipes aren't on septic systems.

I use sissy wipes, to finish the act. They go in the trash though.

Beginning to wonder about this site!
Where's Savell?

Sitting on the Yes Sir and wiping his Buzzard?

The devil made me do it, I swear……

LMAO

While stationed in Egypt, I observed an Egyptian use a rock. Be thankful for living in the US. And for the record, I wasn't spying, he was pretty much under the guard tower.

LOL Funny but going to miss Buzzard just the same.

I've used pumice rocks around a volcano once.

After what he posted flaming Wolfie, I am still missing him.

That was very uncalled for , just wonder if he was drunk, and not thinking!
Wolfie, is an asset to the site!
Love his enthusiasm on the different projects he's always trying!

Holey, floating crap stone for your hole.

Keith

I've used leaves, handkerchiefs , and learned to carry TP in a Ziploc when in the woods for anything.
Called it my survival kit!

Wish I had a rabbit to wipe with every time. Disposable and recommended by bears…..

A bear and a rabbit were taking dumps next to each other in the woods. The bear leaned down and asked the rabbit, "Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit replied, "Yes, I do have that problem."

The bear then scooped up the rabbit and used him to wipe his butt.

Keith

^^^ Right there!

Kids love that joke and often get it hilariously wrong when they tell it. It's even funnier when acted out.

Keith