When company comes ovah .

those blue mechanic paper towels they sale in the automotive section, best thing evah to cross that lower sphincter. untra soft, fingers dont poke through and it will definitely take care of the task.

John Wayne toilet paper: its rough, its tough, and wont take crap off an indian!

IF you waffle stomp you dont need tissue.

Corn cob in summer, snowball in winter.

I can’t believe I caught heat for the Disney threads after this…..

Whatever is the cheapest. I buy busted up boxes at Sam's Club REAL chap and store them. Have about 6 cases now.

I want new nothing recycled!

Charmin. My hind end deserves the best.

Charmin ultra soft. When I travel I take some with me.

Sears and Robuck