corn cobs

Doesnt anybody wear t-shirts anymore...? With two sleeves, you never need to resort to using half the stuff listed on this thread.

I think our state needs a law that says the TP in public restrooms needs to be the same width as the TP in our legislative building.

How about poison ivy leaves? Yup, this is a no BS’er! As a kid in the woods all the time killing something, I’d taught my kid brother how to wipe his (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) with leaves when he needed to crap. Well, one day he (about 10 years old) and his best friend at the time were in the woods with bb guns and his friend had to take a crap BUT had never done so without a toilet. No problem, my brother explained how to do it and to wipe with leaves. He used poison ivy leaves! The kid wound up in the hospital for several days with poison ivy rash on his hands, all over his (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman), AND up his rectum!!!

The stuff they use in Sweden. I think they throw a little sand in with the paper pulp; probably to encourage TP conservation. It works.

John Wayne toilet paper. Rough, tough, wont take crap off an indian!

Corn cobs as it’s hard to find the white ones for the second wipe to see if I need the third.

Do you think Vinke smells his fingahs Aftah he wipes ??

Moss can be good, leaves second rate, snowballs not so good.

I especially don't like thin toilet paper that tears easily. I don't like using toilet paper at all. I prefer to shower after defecating.

Keith

dude , that would be bad

you know if you wear boxers you have a few craps built in , cut the leg off for 1 , other leg for 2 and cut what's left in half for 3 and 4

make sure to pack a few extra pair in your trip bag