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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

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Every time I laugh, cough, or sneeze, my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

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Millions of trees die every year to print environmentalist publications

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"They Say Nothing is Impossible,
But, I Do Nothing Every Day."

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I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.

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Looks like he needs another year;-)