I had a distraught, suicidal woman try to knife me once. I kicked out her right knee as she charged me.
I had another woman rush me with a club, I kicked her right knee out too.
I had a woman spit in my face and then try to scratch it, I hit her once in the sternum and dropped her. She's the only woman I've actually hit.
The weirdest altercation I've been in, with two women involved, was at a movie theater, that was in a chain we had an account with. They had been having a lot of problems. My company was averaging 6 arrests there a weekend. Myself, my partner Chip, 2 guards of mine and a local police officer, who worked for me part time, were all there doing security.
There was a beat up gray dodge in the parking lot, with all 4 tires flat, the driver's side door lock punched, the truck lock punched and the lights on. I noticed it and figured somebody stole it to get to the theater, to steal something better.
I had 1 guard watching the parking lot from the roof. I had the other guard checking theaters. My partner was also checking theaters and I was out front. My police officer was in the office.
A shoving match started up with a white teenager, who ticked off his girlfriend and 6 black teenagers, who were as a favor to her, going to beat him up. I broke up the fight and the white teenager sprinted off, presumably home. I questioned the 6 black teenagers and girlfriend. I had them stand there for a while, to give him a longer head start. I called the police officer on a radio and sent him after the white teenager, in his cruiser, to make sure he got home.
Then the owner of the car, who was a very pregnant, very irate hillbilly women came in and asked me to do a police report. I told her I had an officer, who would be right back and he would give her a report for her insurance.
The officer came into the lobby and was reporting to me, when the very irate, very pregnant hillbilly woman came storming in the door and started yelling about how her husband was going to kill her boyfriend, if she wasn't home in twenty minutes. My officer stopped her and said "Ma'am where are you from?" She yelled " Trotwood.". He said "Ma'am this is Huber Heights. I don't give a (censored) who gets killed in Trotwood. I'm going to report to my boss here. You're going to wait patiently outside and I'll be out to talk to you when I'm done and ready.
The woman spouted some foulness and went outside.
She then immediately turned, opened the door and came running back in screaming and cussing. My officer went towards her. She had an around 20 year old man and 20 year old woman with her. My police officer and the hillbilly woman collided, he pushed her into the crash bar and out the door. I ran up watching the man, who was approaching too. My partner did as well. The younger woman was in front of us, going through the door. My partner put a hand on her left shoulder and she instantly spun and punched him hard in the face. I got her up on her toes, in a hammer lock against the glass block wall. The whole time keeping my eyes on the man and the fight outside.
The man looked at me, made the safe motion for baseball, like he was an umpire and walked off never to be seen again that night.
Meanwhile, outside. The police officer and woman hit a column outside the front doors hard and fell to the ground, separating. The hillbilly woman pulled up her shirt, her boobs flopped out and she yelled "I'm 8 months pregnant, God (censored) you. Look!" Right then, my officer tackled her hard, knocking her over backwards, with his head between her breasts. He landed on top of her basically being smothered between her breasts.
That's still the weirdest fight I've seen, out of a few hundred.
We sent both the mother and daughter to jail.
Keith
