Hit it with a bat.

I only said one thing was I know I can whip you and I don’t need to prove it . That was after we got together and she was telling me of past abuse by men she encountered. We’ve had a blessed life and the only violence is towards wild animals lol

Trying to do a Chuck Norris style spin kick would hurt me a lot more than the person I was trying to kick!

That is the reason for the built in safety factor. Anyone would have a serious case of limp biscuit with the amount of alcohol it would take to even consider hitting that.

……..ya need just enough whiskey to still be able to shot out the lights.

I tried that once in jr high while wearing cowboy boots. Spun around on that heel and my head hit the floor.