Make it the 51st state so US citizens do not need a passport to travel there for arctic char fishing, caribou, and musk ox hunting.

…. That’s the spirit boys …. Might as well have ourselves an empire where we come and go as we please lol

…. And I think we should require citizens of the subordinate territories to bow as we pass

Too bad! You get Louisiana swamps. All you can eat frog legs!

….. ya’ll cross dressing… crepe eatin … trailer park boy watching Canadians are going down JP …. Mark my words

…. We’ll burn all the Tim Horton’s to the ground and make Yall clean up the mess

… you understand?

Can we tar and feather Neil Young while we're at it?

And make actual bacon the official breakfast meat of the country?

…. Absolutely…. We’ll line them right out … require men to actually produce their own testosterone naturally…things like that

… I believe it’s in the Monroe doctrine or something

Feel free to burn Singh Horton’s to the ground.

Just leave my crepes alone!