…. I was riding down Big Creek road in the government woods … seen two dudes crossing it … one of them ran out and started flagging me down

…. It was two lost Asians … the spokesman talked decent engrish.. enough I could understand him

…. He said he was trying to get to double lake campground…. Them boys was going in the dead wrong direction about to head up a loggin road that leads to nothing lol

… told him where you want to go is the opposite direction

…. I said ya’ll jump in the back and I’ll carry ya’ll over there

…. His eyes got big as an Asian fellers can and said … Awwwww Naaaaa !!! …we like walk ….only need right way … Tank U Sirrrr lol

…. Them boys are in for some fun …. Nothing but thicket between them and where they wanted to be … they ain’t got no business being out in these woods around here lol

…. They started heading back towards the lone star trail…. If they
hit it and remember to take a left …. They should be there in a couple hours I’d imagine

Up here chi vang the hmong deer hunter who murdered 6 people just died, the hmong community is all over Facebook calling him a hero

… I’m not certain what particular brand these were. .. but they definitely not from around here lol

What were you going to do to them if they hopped in?

I asked you a question. Now answer me!

…. Take them to double lake campground…. You can drive right into it off the farm to market road

…. Now they might have thought they were in a dukes of hazard episode along the way

… but I’d have got them there in one piece

There is a name from the past! That dude was a cold blooded killer. He took the time to remove the scope off his rifle for close quarters work.

That’s a good little boy!!

…. You ever speak to me like that again boy

… I’ll ride up there and Molly wop you so hard you’ll sprout your first pube

…. You understand me ?

… matter of fact I’ll make you frost scrape Boco’s butt

… on second thought ya’ll probably both enjoy that

… give me a second… I’m gonna come up with a different plan

No Mexican’s allowed boi. Doubt you’d make it through Iowa lol

…. I’ll dress up like a Punjabi and be welcomed with open arms lol

Did you guys exchange fortune cookies ?

Why would anyone try?

…. What kind of question is that dude ?

… this is a serious post here

… show a little respect alright?

… last I’m saying it … you understand?

It sounds like they are planning a sleepover/pajama party.

Sleepover/punjabi party. Get it right!

… get out of here 169… not everything is about interracial bisexuality

…. You got serious problems dude