We got Jersey mikes yesterday for our seminar and I have to work today so I left half in my individual box they came in.


Well it’s gone.

And im HANGRY

You work with a thief...

Left some M&M cookies and wife's sourdough bread with my name on them in the EMS breakroom...gone my next shift...Grumpy supervisor alert..

Ex lax laced goodies will bring that to an end

Well you did a good deed and fed someone, just wasnt' intentional!!

That’s a good way of putting it. Go ahead knock the chip right off my shoulder lol

I had a kid taking my pop out of out or frig at work. I wasnt sure who was doing it so I started marking the bottom of the cans so I would know who was doing it if I saw an empty can. Sure enough it was the kid I though it was because he had my empty can in his pickup.
I told him if he ever took another can of my pop I was going to break everone of his f****** fingers. After that day he never came back to work there.

Ha ha ha ha!!
This was an honest mistake the crew thought they’d go to waste because they forgot we were open today. Half day with minimal staff. I can’t be too mad but it doesn’t stop my belly from growling

Make some desert items and mix a little Exlax with it. You'll find out who the guilty one is.

Ghost pepper is more instant gratification.

Slip a little mousetrap inside that sammich

Smash i would make some special brownies with crazy high amount of ex-lax mark them by some with nuts on top some without. You get seen eating the safe ones out of your container. Leave the.rest in the fridge.

I may or may not have done this before. I like walnuts and pecans so the safe to eat ones had the nuts. Solved the problem.

I’d be swingin’