Or not....

Salad shooter!

Liquid farts. A salad shooter is a vegetarian with diarrhea.

Colorado Quicktrot. Very unnerving when walking across uneven ground.

If you farts are a little wet or clumpy, let it dry shake it out later.

The term used was "EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA", It apparently is coming from commercially prepared leafy greens, like lettuce.

Every time I've had diarrhea....it's been explosive...

And the bowl and undah side of the seat ..look awful. Lol

Explosive diarrhea. Around here I call it 'just another Thursday'. Tomorrow it will be 'just another Friday'.
I never shoulda quit Red Man, whiskey and womanizing all at once...

No worries about that, Fauci's GONE!

In my experience,,,,,


Diarrhea and Taco Bell have always gone together

Not sure why this is even a headline

Lettuce isn't safe right now in the US, but the ice-cream sure is, just sayin'.

spjones....and McDonalds anymore.
Texas Phil explain ....?

I read the CDC is investagating Taco Bell. No real surprise.

Those of us that are from Texas can remember when our beloved Blue Bell ice-cream was pulled from the shelves because of a listeria contamination at one of the packaging plants. So the diet un-food called lettuce has become a Taco Bell joke, but the ice-cream is still safe to eat, I'm just sayin'.

Got it...I wonder how the parasite was introduced...supposedly at a Cali based food plant called Taylor Farms??

I prefer the "Fruit Rollup" solution.

Keith

Heard on the news it's a Mexican prep plant making bagged salads.