Sis: They are coming to take the tree down, do you want it?

Me: Sure

Sis: It’s down, better bring some help.

Me: My help is already there.

Sis: I won’t be here and they already left

……..

I want video of you splitting that stump/crotch with a splitting maul.

You want video of me doing it right handed or left handed?

Dont be a sap sucker

Burn that whole piece in an outdoor fire over an old stump. I would not split that

Your choice, I'll give you that much.

I'll bet there would have been some beautiful grain in that "Crotch wood" if it had been milled !

Holy smokes,,,you didnt take 20 minutes to do that job for yer sister?

She was having some Cypress trees taken down and decided to have that one taken down too. It was inside a fence and she was worried it was going to crash on the fence the next storm.

I’m going back tomorrow to get the cypress trees to mill.

That a Bradford pear?

10-4.

Good call on cutting down a bradford pear, it was probably planning to fall on something.

Do they make decent firewood?

Splits like crap but it burns okay.

Heck yeah and Bradford pear is a preferred wood for woodturners like me.