THE YOOPER CREATION STORY

In da beginning der was knotting. Den on da firss day God created da U.P. On da second day He created da partridge, da deer, da bear, da fish and da ducks. On da tird day He said let dare be YOOPERS to roam da U.P. On da fort day He created da utter world down below, and on da fiff day He said, let dare be TROLLS to live in da world down below. On da six day He made da BIG MAC so da TROLLS would have a way to get to Heaven. God saw it was good and on da seventt day He went snowmobiling

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