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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: 160user]
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07/07/11 04:50 PM
07/07/11 04:50 PM
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Southern Maine
TrapperMe
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Southern Maine
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Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe! I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...  Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....  Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.  Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!  That is a beautiful tutorial on the proper use of TP. Hopefully I won't have to live on MRE TP rations. . . but I like the way you think! The new "green" is "brown", who would've thunk it?!
"if someone did that to my cowboy boots id punch em right in the face." - Barry Leroy
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: Matt Flannigan]
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07/07/11 04:50 PM
07/07/11 04:50 PM
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MN
160user
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MN
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I was beginning to wonder if anyone was even reading this stuff.
I have nothing clever to put here.
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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07/07/11 04:51 PM
07/07/11 04:51 PM
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Central Kansas
huntnut
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Central Kansas
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Next question, is you tp come off the roll over or under ?
Goal:
13/14season
Coon: 0/20
Grinners:0/0
skunk: 0/2
Coyote: 0/5
Bobcat: 0/1
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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07/07/11 04:55 PM
07/07/11 04:55 PM
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Southern Maine
TrapperMe
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Southern Maine
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ALWAYS over for me. . . although I've heard arguments that if you have a cat that likes it, you go under so they can't unroll it all on you.
"if someone did that to my cowboy boots id punch em right in the face." - Barry Leroy
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: TrapperMe]
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07/07/11 04:57 PM
07/07/11 04:57 PM
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Central MN, sort of old
MnMan
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Central MN, sort of old
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[quote=160user] I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this... Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away..... Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard. Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP! I was taught to do the same thing with a large Basswood leaf. Now THAT is really green. (Do not try this with a Poison Ivy leaf)
I'm just happy to be here! Today I'm as young as I'll ever be and and older than I've ever been before!
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: 160user]
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07/07/11 05:32 PM
07/07/11 05:32 PM
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MN
cedar
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MN
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Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe! I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this... Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away..... Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard. Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP! I see you are hard at work....LOL good one though
A great way to save face is to keep the bottom half of it shut
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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07/07/11 07:39 PM
07/07/11 07:39 PM
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Wisconsin
RdFx
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Wisconsin
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Shucks sure can tell its not trapping season.... course good for laugh of the day , every day!!
RdFx
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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07/07/11 08:24 PM
07/07/11 08:24 PM
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Very SE Nebraska
Gary Benson
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Very SE Nebraska
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Cheryl Crow tried to convince Americans that just one leaf of TP was enough.
We all know now why Lance Armstrong only dated her for a week....
Life ain't supposed to be easy.
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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07/07/11 09:58 PM
07/07/11 09:58 PM
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MI
Supergoose
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MI
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My two girls use it like it grows on trees or something.
I guess it's better than them out in the front yard dragging their tails like a dog with worms.
Last edited by Supergoose; 07/07/11 09:58 PM. Reason: Because I can.
A goose may honk....but he won't wave
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No toilet paper necessary. Just get ready for an increase in water bill.