Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: Nailer]
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05/19/13 03:03 AM
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I'd drop him faster than a used condom on a dead end dirt road.
When she bent over it looked like two pigs fighting over a milk dud Nailer, given the time of your post - 0230 - I reckon you actually just experienced at least one of these.....LOL.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
#3806005
05/19/13 08:07 AM
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Old man
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She was so fat, if she ever decided to haul- arse she'd have to make two trips.
The older I get, the better I was.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/19/13 08:41 AM
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He's so cheap, he squeezes a nickel and makes the buffalo crap!
Vietnam--1967 46th. Const./Combat Engineers
"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction." "After the first shot, all plans go out the window!"
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/19/13 08:50 AM
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Nailer
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Meet me in the cornfield honey and I'll kiss you between the ears
Most 4-wheeler problems are caused by a loose nut that connects the handlebars to the seat!
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: Nailer]
#3806091
05/19/13 09:53 AM
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Nessmuck
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I'll be on that...quicker than 2 hobos on a ham sandwich
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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05/19/13 09:54 AM
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Nessmuck
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I'll drop you like a bad transmission
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: Nessmuck]
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05/19/13 10:09 AM
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I'll be on that...quicker than 2 hobos on a ham sandwich Lol. Like a fat kid on a cupcake.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/19/13 10:11 AM
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Ill fold u like a sandwich!
save a tree,eat a beaver obrien fan club
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/19/13 11:50 AM
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They was so Po couldn't afford the other O or the R. Hung like a bull at the fair. Tighter than a knats azz stretched over a rain barrel. Fell out of the ugly tree hit every branch on the way down. Loose as a goose. Dumber than a box of rocks. Better to be shot at and missed than chit at and hit.
When I first met her. As she walked away her butt looked like to peaches tied in a hanky and swaying in the breeze. Now it looks like two hogs wrasselin under a blanket.
Mac
"Never Forget Which Way Is Up"
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