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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/19/13 12:04 PM
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bleeohio
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bleeohio
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Man, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/19/13 12:14 PM
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Posts: 163 Iowa-Mississippi River
Daves Decoys
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"His elevator don't get out of the basement" "Uglier than a buck magot in a dead coyote skull"
Dad use to say after pass'n gas: "Boy that works so much better since I got my mud flaps fixed"
Uncle Dave ITA Lifetime member
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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05/19/13 12:22 PM
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Posts: 55 Maryland, Carroll
HeavyD
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"Your so dumb your teeth itch" "I got it covered like a fat lady on a toilet bowl" "That's like the bull frog calling the catfish a big mouth"
" Bless our Military, though they bear the weapons of war, they strive for peace"
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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05/19/13 12:35 PM
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Posts: 1,128 Minnesota
Nailer
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My favorite poker saying after winning a hand, "Yee doggie! Even a garbage can gets a T-bone every now n then"
Most 4-wheeler problems are caused by a loose nut that connects the handlebars to the seat!
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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05/19/13 12:42 PM
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Posts: 154 CONNEAUT LAKE, PENNSYLVANIA
BRONZEBACK
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Hotter than a freshed f'd fox in a forest fire. Colder than a wiches teat in a brass bra. Tighter than two coats of paint.
Never understood this one but use/hear it all the time...It might be a Pennsylvania thing:
"________ than Tobey's Azz".
"Life's Too Short To Put A Price On Fun"
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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05/19/13 01:58 PM
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Posts: 2,562 South Dakota
TravC
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raining like a cow pizzin on a flat rock
his mama shoulda kept the after birth and thrown his butt out
pretty to him would be bowties on a dogs rear
There i said it....
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/19/13 02:33 PM
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Posts: 3,791 North Georgia
grousehunter
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Slower than molasses going up hill in the middle of January. He's as crooked as a dogs hind leg. Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn inside the barn with a canon.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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05/19/13 04:25 PM
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Posts: 140 Laurel ms.
v.spradley
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That dummy wouldn't know bee crap from honey. Yes sir, I am as serious as pecker cancer.
Last edited by v.spradley; 05/19/13 04:26 PM.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/19/13 05:07 PM
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Posts: 25,735 New Hampshire
Nessmuck
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If brains were gasoline....you wouldn't have enough to put in an ants motorcycle to go half way around a BB.
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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05/19/13 05:20 PM
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Posts: 47,957 james bay frontierOnt.
Boco
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He's so tight it'd take a 10lb sledge to drive a flax seed up his arse.
How long would that take?About as long as it takes a british bulldog eating french safes to shite a 4 ply radial tire.
Forget that fear of gravity-get a little savagery in your life.
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