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Re: Baby coons In late July
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07/29/13 04:42 PM
07/29/13 04:42 PM
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Paul Winkelmann
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C'mon guys. This is kindergarten stuff. So I'm going to treat you like four and five year olds.
Teacher: Okay boys and girls; How come Mrs. Raccoon won't let Mr. Raccoon anywhere near the baby raccoons? Class: Because if she does, Mr. Raccoon will try to kill the babies.
Teacher: Very good class; And why does Mr. Raccoon want to kill the babies even if they are his own children? Class: Because if he kills them all, Mrs. Raccoon will come into heat again and he can breed her.
Teacher: Excellent class; And what happens if Mr. Raccoon successfully breeds Mrs. Raccoon. Class. Mrs. Raccoon will have another litter and this one can be really, really, late. They may not even make it through the winter.
Teacher: That was a wonderful dissertation on raccoons and I'm going to give the entire class an "A". Anything else? Class: Most men are pigs; Raccoons and a lot of other furbearers, outstanding PIGS!
Last edited by Paul Winkelmann; 07/29/13 04:43 PM.
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Re: Baby coons In late July
[Re: AnimalPro1]
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07/29/13 05:23 PM
07/29/13 05:23 PM
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DaveK
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DaveK
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Why don't he go over to the neighbor girls house?
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Re: Baby coons In late July
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07/29/13 05:49 PM
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swampdonkey
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Dude don't let that s,,,., bother you...I picked up a mom and young out of an attic last week
Joe Robidoux
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Re: Baby coons In late July
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07/29/13 07:28 PM
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DaveK
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Joe is a class act....glad to see you and winkie networking.
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Re: Baby coons In late July
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07/29/13 10:24 PM
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Alpha Backflow
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It's alright Paul. My sense of humor is much better in January than it is in late July.Dealing with the general public for this long has me a little thin skinned. I guess a little levity can do us some good while we wait for those darn baby bats to start flying.
I'll keep asking dumb questions and you can keep giving dumb answers and we'll keep everyone laughing.
Joe Miley Animal Pro Inc. Animalproinc.com You just have to give it right back. It is all clean fun. Thats the way the ADC forum goes. If we cant laugh at each other then what else do we got. lol
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