Where is my favorite uppity Canadian ?

Have not seen him post in a couple days.

Did he go on vacation ?

w

You scared him off with all your bullying.

You mean he has a job? I didn't know he worked for a living.

Probably in the States for some Real R & R.

The queen called her loyal subject back to England. She needs some housework done around the palace.

He's on his pilgrimage yo England to pay homage to the Queen.

Adorable!

You are too mean, Walleyed. He is hanging out in the bush. LOL

here Bobo,here Bobo.

i heard he's re enacting the war of 1812 with some friends to see if they can figure out what went wrong.

He is over in Greenland inking a mutually agreeable deal for Canada and Greenland to join together. Neither party is buying the other.

This Canada-Greenland deal is hush-hush @ the moment.

that's cause Trump offered em more money.

Rumor is he's up at the Lakeview Wildlife Management Area with Austin scouting for this falls Musquash season!

Maybe headed South to horn in on kittycatchers new action.
Sure is popular here lol.

Maybe went to the auction with dollar signs in his eyes?

and came home with tears in his pocket.

castrating pigs somewhere

I'd guess he is busy taking the batteries out of NAFA's smoke detectors!!

I hear tale if you say his name 3 times real quick you'll be transported to Trudeau's bedroom.

Maybe someone ought to call in a welfare check. Imagine someone's surprise when they hear from the police they were called there because their fellow trappermanonians were concerned there might be something wrong with them.

That’s funny right there!

OMG it worked. It was horrible. There were midgets dancing around traffic cones, everyone was covered in maple syrup and they had Celine Dion music playing loudly on a continual loop. I got the (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) out of there, my eyes, my eyes.

Lmao!!

He might be at James Bay, Ontario.

This is getting good!

So maby you did have bedbugs catch, if your doing that kind of stuff.

Savell did post about his unnatural proclivities for Boco's flesh a couple of weeks ago on Trapperman. Savell included pictures of Ned Beatty's body from Deliverance, with Boco's head. Maybe Savell made a trip up to Canada and is now riding back to Texas with a Canadian occupied, gimp box in the back of his pickup truck?

Keith

No sir logger, I didn't believe elkaholic so I decided to try it. I went in the bathroom with the lights out, closed the door and said Boco, Boco, Boco really fast as I looked into the dark mirror. Poof, I was there, chigger bites and all. I didn't tell about everything as I heard a conversation between Boco and Trudeau. I'll not speak of it, I will not(well probably not lol). I don't blame elkaholic for what my eyes seen, it's Zim's and Moosey's fault. I think they put some kind of Green Bay Packer, Lombardi curse on me.

Don't worry--- be happy.

Boco is alive and doing well.

Don't forget there are some conventions that some people go to in the summertime.

party pooper.

He is at a trapping convention in USSR getting the latest low down how to influence the 2020 Election, if you really have to know.
that will be the Real Party pooper.

Lol I was going to say maybe the Clintons killed him but that’s more believable

I figured the hairy women in red flannel were about to go back into the mountains and he went for one last go around.

I heard he was in Toronto at the NAFA sale. Going to buy some wild fur on speculation.

wissmiss is correct. He’s cornering the market on weasels. Has a secret deal with Putin.

Artic Shlong Warmers,he can sew fur.

LOL!

I dont know if anyone was really too worried and most were happy

I sure hope he wasn't a friend of Epstein!

thats funny!!!!!

Bullying ? Nonsense !!

NOT !!!

walleyed is simply defending the honor of the United States Of America against all enemies,

Both Foreign and Domestic.

BOCO, being a subject of the Queen,

is a foreign interloper so he must be kept in check.

Besides, He gives as good as he gets !!

w

Bocos Summah Job...........

I dont think you can own one of those in Canada

It's the RCMMP

I almost spit out my beer

This is great. Lol.

I’m waiting for him to chime in! That’s when it will really get going!!

I said what I seen but I can't, I can't say what I heard.

If it's the same thing I heard for the love of NAFA don't repeat it.

Well folks, here is the skinny.
Boco is down on the south end of Lac Seul trapping minnows and polishing
up the cabin in preparation for Patrice and my arrival in a couple three weeks.
He is a handy little feller if you can keep him occupied.

Zim

Lol, it had nothing to do with NAFA. It was a question that Putin and Trudeau ask Boco. I'm still shivering.

Zim is he getting some bear baiting stations ready for your fall hunt.?

Are they combining their militaries ? That should help with sea level rise/fall

No, he will have his hands full just filleting all the walleye and deboning the northern pike Patrice will catch.

Zim

I doubt that even Boco has enough pull to take Canada's canoe to Greenland.

Zim

Good read. Thanks for the laughs

Do the Canadiens say....were on Vacation....or were on Holiday ?

This is getting serious !!

Two or three days without hearing from the Canadian Master Trapper !!

Maybe we should get BOCO'S Image

put on Canadian Milk Bags as a missing person.

Using Milk Cartons would have been much easier

but you know those Canadians have to be different.

I guess BOCO really must be on "vacation"....... oops, I mean holiday !!

w

abducted by aliens,illegal aliens at that.

Looks like u guys need somebody else to pick on!!

Well seeing as how he STILL hasn't chimed in, I'd say he's probably just having the time of his life at Montreal's Pride Parade. See? No need to worry, there he is, front and center.

Here ya go Walleyed.

See if you can get the Canadian Santa's pic on some milk bags.

Man does he have a good vertical leap for his age!!!

He is probably getting ready to trap unlike a bunch of us playing on the putter. My thinking we have enough folks to pick on that are not trappers a lot of different view points on this site but might be good to stick together.

I'm sorry Bobo.

Me too...

Must be BOCO earned at least a week's vacation or holiday.

w

Maybe we could run a contest like "Where's Paul's pint of Backbreaker

BOCO's morbidly stiff corpse is laying in NAFA's Certification & Traceability Warehouse

in downtown Toronto hidden under a Stack of 2XL Marten pelts

while clutching a large string of select weasel skins.

w

Y'all are gonna feel right bad when you find out 'ole BOCO tripped over his pee-pee and had a heart attack.

Maybe it was that Outhouse Explosion !!

w

Boco is like a slightly less suckey Halitosis Sullivan. They can both be irritating but remain entertaining.

I hope Savell finishes up with Boco soon and unchains him so he can post on Trapperman again.

Maybe Catch can say Boco 3 times quickly again and give us an update.

Keith

Dang it Keith, I didn't want to go back, it's life changing, but I took one for the team. I just got back. The midgets are still there and they ran up and stuck to me, all that maple syrup, and one said my hair smelled nice, WHAT? Elvis and Zsa Zsa Gabor were in the corner smoking cigars and playing strip solitaire, whatever that is. The Celine Dion music was still playing loudly on a loop, and it gets worse. Putin was there with Boco and Trudeau, all in there underwear, Boco's had beavers on them. They were doing shots of vodka and conversing. Trudeau stood up and starting doing a John Wayne impersonation, it was horrible, it was like watching a monkey hump a bean bag chair. It's so uncomfortable but you can't stop watching. Then I came to my senses and got the midgets unstuck from me and headed for the door. As I was headed out I heard Putin ask Boco to tell him the truth, then he ask him if he was that kid on the porch picking the banjo in Deliverance. Just as I was shutting the door I heard Boco say yes dang it, it was me. Please don't ask me to go back there, I still don't know what those midgets put in my belly button.....

Thanks for taking one for the team Catch. Please let us know if you figure out what the midgets put in your navel

Keith

There is another thread going right now about just joking around and people having a sense of humor and not taking things so seriously. From what I've seen on this thread and my post included it's all in good fun. In fact, Boco challenged me not long ago to do my best to get under his skin. He said once I do that I can call myself a trapper... so carry on with offensive posts, my friends.

Keith, I finally got it out with tweezers and a Qtip. It is the smallest bottle of maple syrup I've ever seen. Taped to it was a piece of paper folded 103 times. It is a excuse from the Queen herself. It says and I quote (not really) "Dear Catch, I hope you are well and want you to know you are famous over here and some wrote and sing songs about you in our pubs. With that said, I regret to inform you that Boco will not be able to attend his usual Tman festivities that include berating you loathsome YANKS for he is on urgent business of the Queens. He will return when I release him. Thank you and I bid you good day". Then there was a post script. It said " Dear boy, if you can, please relay a message to Paul from me. Please inform him his skeeter pee is delightful and I find myself in need of more, good day ole boy. And, there you have it!


I'm like 48% sorry Boco

Hahahahahaha, I am darned thankful I wasn't drinking anything when I read that. I actually scared my dog out of the room I laughed so hard.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Lol lol lol

I miss Boco! Hope all is well for my trapping brother! He sure has an awesome area to trap too!

Chris

It's now been four (4) days since BOCO has posted on the forum.

It was sometime after 10:58PM on 8/20/19 when he just vanished.

I believe his last post was on coonman220's thread: "NAFA auction".

I was about to read BOCO's last post when poof, it disappeared.

And Canada's Master Trapper disappeared along with it too.

It's a mystery !!!

w

Alien abduction? Probably turn up on Sept. 20th in Area 51.

BOCO abducted and violated by Aliens ?

Oh My !!!

w

Naw, it will turn up on July 1st... Canada Day

Guess it's time for Catch to do his thing again? Warning: do not have any liquids in yr mouth while reading Catch's posts!!!!

I hope Boco comes back and punches you all in the teeth.

Go drink a milkbag and wash it down with some maple syrup you dang Canuck.

Looks like one of Treudau's midget trolls just joined in!

You'll have to excuse those midget trolls. They are usually a bit slow on the uptake, due to inferior intelligence. Likely gained from ingesting too much maple syrup. They aren't even smart enough to figure out a way to contain their milk in anything besides a bag.

My moles tell me...he’s been practicing,to be the first Canadien Trapper to be on Dancing With The Stars .....

We're all saddened by and grieving the unexpected loss of our beloved Boco. But for TMan to move forward in the face of this tragedy, we really need someone -- or perhaps a Boco memorial committee -- to take the lead in planning Boco's funeral. I would like to nominate Walleyed and Catch22 to give the eulogy. We'll need Pallbearers, ushers, and someone to lead the service. I think we're good on digging the hole for burying Boco - everyone bring your favorite trowel.

Nominations are open.

If nominated I will not run, If elected I will not serve !!

walleyed never volunteers for anything.

Saturday was the anniversary of the British burning of the White House in D.C.

on August 24th 1814 in retaliation for American forces raiding & burning

Port Dover in Upper Canada.

Perhaps Canada's Master Trapper is attending the celebration.

w

It seems wasteful to bury a big chunk of meat like Boco. Since we are trappers, a better use would be as bait. Thousands of grinners, amounting to tens of dollars, or less, could be trapped with Boco's properly tainted and then glycol preserved carcass.

Keith

I think his carcass is already tainted.

I'm pretty sure he shuffled off this mortal coil. I mean, I can smell him form here.


Good idea, Keith! And in honor of our good friend and colleague, we Yanks should only use a Canadian certified restraining trap, which I believe is a Victor #0 Soft Catch with a comfy pillow...and optional glass of warm milk.

I wonder how much we will have to pay the queen, to take possession of Boco's tainted corpse? What does the queen charge to purchase former Irish, Canadians anyhow? It might cut into the tens of dollars we will make on the thousands of grinners we will catch with Boco.

Keith

We've now entered the sixth day with BOCO , Canadian Master Trapper, on the missing list.

BOCO's likeness displayed on Canadian milk bags Province-wide

have failed to turn up any leads in the disappearance of the legendary

beaver molester, and rumour has it BOCO's bride has filed paperwork

to have him declared legally deceased.

Memorial services are scheduled to be held in the northern Cree community of

James Bay, Ontario to pay tribute to the legendary, colourful, outdoorsman.

BOCO's Favourite Musical Artists Alanis Morrisette and Justin Bieber,

are reportedly on tap to sing during the services.

Former NAFA CEO Herman Jansen is flying north from Toronto to deliver the eulogy,

and Jim Gibb and the entire WFSC council will be on hand to give the famed

trapper his final sendoff in absentia.

No word yet on whether Canadian Premier Trudeau, and Queen Elizabeth

will be attending the solemn event.

Stay tuned right here for further details.

w

The Band Midnight Shine with Adrian Sutherland will play on.

She filed the paperwork 15 minutes after he walked out the door. Canadian bureaucratic nonsense takes forever!

Rumor has it there's a wedding immediately following the funeral.

Well, I hope he comes back. I have learned from him and is a valuable member for this board.

i still think him and Savell are shacked up some where and are caught up in sweet amore.

Last time I seen Boco, he was in his beaver underwear but doing well. Other then the embarrassment of being the kid on the porch picking the banjo in Deliverance lol. I thought he did a great job BTW! pcr2, are you saying that you think him and Savell are doing a sequel to Broke Back Mountain? I did hear one was coming out and they were looking for stunt doubles, it's called Broke Back Small Hill. It's a shorter walk and less nose bleeds.

just like a good baseball mystery.wonder who's the pitcher and who's the catcher.

Anyone notice The Beav has been MIA for about a month and a half now also

The Beav is in Alaska enjoying his time with family! He will be back on in due time!

Chris

Tomorrow will mark one week since BOCO disappeared from Trapperman.com

walleyed predicts he will make his triumphant return tomorrow on 8-27-19 after his one week on holiday.

Stay tuned for BOCO's return from the dead.

w

Did Paul give out one week passes to Boco ?
And what did Walleyed have in this doing ?

walleyed has no concrete knowledge about where BOCO has gone,

and furthermore, played no role in his disappearance.

Just a trapper's hunch.

w

yeah right.

Almost your exact words regarding the disappearance of that drone over Lake View Marsh....

That was a Predator/Reaper Drone, and It went down out over Lake Ontario

well beyond the range of my 16 foot Old Town canoe.

I played no role in the loss/disappearance of that military asset.

w

Oh, I believe you Walleyed!!

btw - I did get a chuckle out of your use of the word "concrete" in your aforementioned testimony concerning Boco's disappearance...

Walleyed....Is not " concrete" an Italian mafia work for "one way swimming boots"
so you confess something in his disappearence

Northof50,

The proper Mafioso nomenclature would be: CONCRETE OVERSHOES, I believe.

walleyed categorically denies ever having worked with concrete !!

But perhaps you are on to something.

Maybe BOCO is keeping close company with Jimmy Hoffa

in the end zone at Giant Stadium at the N.J. Meadowlands.

Perhaps you should question PSB1011, as he is the concrete expert on Trapperman.

w