I call my truck "The Great Pumpkin" as is a DOT auction truck and its blaze orange

The rifle my Dad gave me has always been referred to as simply "The 6" (Remington 6mm)

I call my coyote dispatch ax handle "My Whumpin Stick"

The 84 Honda 4wheeler that usually starts on one pull and I still ride is called 'Timex'. I had a Ford Ranger when I was younger that I called 'The Gelding'.

Take my 3yr old grandson to the playground. Ask him what he wants to do. Push me on the swing Grampa. After awhile I ask him why I have to always push him on the dang swing, when is it my turn? He told me I was to big. I picked him up at daycare the next day and he wanted to go to the park and go on the dang swing. It's been the dang swing ever since.

Call my buddy, Blister, because he always shows up after the hard work is done, just like a blister.

My ole .270 has been "Matilda" for 20 years. Everyone calls it that.

Got a Lil Browning BLR 22 called Ole Kill All. One day I leaned it up agin a tree and ran up to the house, when I came back there was 2 dead squirrels beside it.

My son named my old cva 50 call sidelock boom flop.
Said when dad shoots it deer goes flop

I've got an old 12 ga. 870 Remington Wingmaster I bought when I graduated high school back in '76. When duck hunting with my son and his buddy I always refer to it as the "Grim Reaper' because every time I shoot it, something dies! We always have fun talking smack.

My daughter shooting "Boomer" the Blackhawk .41 Mag.

I call my wood splitter The Beast. My brother in law made it with a piston from a dump truck and an I-beam. Had a piece of crap Briggs and Stratton engine, but I finally had it replaced with a Honda.

I had a Gravely L mower I called Death on Wheels. My beater Hyundai Accent was the Ratmobile. Not because it hauled muskrats, just because it was so ratty.

Turkey gun: Death Wind

1980 Chevy Blazer: Lurch

1984 Toyota Pickup: Growly (lrg hold in exhaust)

Buddy has a little 1960 20 foot travel trailer we would use when we went duck hunting we call “little bob weaver” cause we’ll, you know.

My first little fishing boat which I still have is called the "Bloody Bucket". Man that little thing has seen some fish. Buddy calls my new boat the "Tooth Whisperer" because every time he steps on board we always seem to kill the walleyes or the musky's. After I totaled my 2000 F150 and put it back together we have called it "Black Delila". An old Glenfield .22 I bought years ago is called "Sharpshooter" because when I got it it was anything but. Great little shooter now after a small repair.