Re: Rodney Dangerfield One-liners
[Re: Trapper7]
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01/07/21 12:56 PM
01/07/21 12:56 PM
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My wife is so buck toothed she can eat peanuts out of a soda bottle. My wife is so slow, she has to speed up to stop! Once I had to set stakes to see if she was moving.
As a kid I was so ugly when I cried the tears ran down the back of my head. As a kid I was so ugly I had to sneak up on a glass of water. As a kid I was so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around my neck so the dog would play with me.
The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never let the dumbest ones lead the pack.
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Re: Rodney Dangerfield One-liners
[Re: Trapper7]
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01/07/21 08:30 PM
01/07/21 08:30 PM
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Bass1
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Our family has a new eating habit. My wife got a pressure cooker, now we eat off the ceiling.
I had a girl friend so skinny, she had to run around in the shower to get wet.
My girl friend was so skinny she had to wear snowshoes in the shower to keep from falling down the drain.
My girl friend was so skinny, she could disappear by turning sideways.
Last edited by Bass1; 01/07/21 08:32 PM.
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Re: Rodney Dangerfield One-liners
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01/07/21 09:48 PM
01/07/21 09:48 PM
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Hey Doc...what can you do for my yellow teeth....wear a brown neck tie
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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