At the hardware store in Broadus MT

We call that a Bovine Relocator

Hmm, I don't know about that. I don't think I've ever stopped going outside and playing with my friends. BTW, I'll be 65 in April.

Stupid is as Stupid says ...

"It depends on what your definition of 'it' is?'' ~William Jefferson Clinton
Rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage." ~John Edwards
"Gorsuch isn't fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions." ~Kamala Harris
"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi) ~Hillary Clinton
"I invented the Internet." ~Al Gore
"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children." ~Barack Obama
"I have campaigned in all 57 states." ~Barack Obama
"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats." ~ Nancy Pelosi
"Paying taxes is voluntary." ~Harry Reid
"Homicide is the leading cause of murder." ~Sheila Jackson
"No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights." ~Joe Biden
"Having an abortion is no different than having one's tonsils removed." ~Elizabeth Warren
"Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution." ~AOC
"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is." ~Hillary Rodham-Clinton
"You have a business... you didn't build that. Someone else did!" ~Barack Obama
"Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit." ~Bernie Sanders
"We just have to pass Obama's Healthcare bill to see what's in it" ~Nancy Pelosi

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno~

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII~

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office ~Aesop~

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ~Nikita Khrushchev~

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow~

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ~John Quinton~

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. ~Author unknown~

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

~Ronald Reagan~

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

~Oscar Ameringer~

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~ Tex Guinan~

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Doug Larson~

We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate. ~Kin Hubbard~