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Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885951 06/16/23 08:08 PM 06/16/23 08:08 PM
Joined: Dec 2010 Nebraska, Dawson County chas3457 trapper
chas3457 trapper Joined: Dec 2010 Nebraska, Dawson County	What do you call a diminutive clairvoyant that escaped from jail? A small medium at large. Charlie Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm. NRA Life Member ~ GOA Member ~ NFOA Member ~ UNMLA Member

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885954 06/16/23 08:13 PM 06/16/23 08:13 PM
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Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Boco] #7885955 06/16/23 08:13 PM 06/16/23 08:13 PM
Joined: Jan 2014 Virginia 5 52Carl trapper
52Carl trapper 5 Joined: Jan 2014 Virginia	Originally Posted by Boco Did you hear about the newfie that went ice fishing? He caughr 200 lbs of ice and his wife drowned cooking it. Newfie? I guess that's like what we used to have in northern Michigan. Big Dumb Fins. You know how to kill one of them? Cut his head off, and hide it from him.

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885959 06/16/23 08:15 PM 06/16/23 08:15 PM
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Nessmuck trapper N Joined: Nov 2011 New Hampshire	The KING of the one liners It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885962 06/16/23 08:18 PM 06/16/23 08:18 PM
Joined: Jan 2014 Virginia 5 52Carl trapper
52Carl trapper 5 Joined: Jan 2014 Virginia	Pretentious? Moi? (world's shortest one liner.)

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7886060 06/16/23 10:08 PM 06/16/23 10:08 PM
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Gary Benson trapper G Joined: Dec 2006 Very SE Nebraska	Did you ever see Helen Kellers cat? Neither did she. Life ain't supposed to be easy.

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7886092 06/16/23 10:34 PM 06/16/23 10:34 PM
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Giant Sage trapper G Joined: Mar 2017 Wy	The whole Kardashian family claimed Innocent when strip searched!! They discovered 200 #s of Crack. Christ is King

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Giant Sage] #7886128 06/17/23 12:03 AM 06/17/23 12:03 AM
Joined: Jan 2022 Eastern W by God V Crowfoot trapper
Crowfoot trapper Joined: Jan 2022 Eastern W by God V	Originally Posted by Giant Sage The whole Kardashian family claimed Innocent when strip searched!! They discovered 200 #s of Crack.

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: chas3457] #7886143 06/17/23 12:31 AM 06/17/23 12:31 AM
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mad_mike trapper M Joined: Jan 2008 49th State	Originally Posted by chas3457 A baby seal walked into a club. That one never gets old!

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7886176 06/17/23 05:38 AM 06/17/23 05:38 AM
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Cooncuff trapper C Joined: Dec 2006 Omro, Wisconsin	What do you call a cow with 2 short legs? Lean Beef What do you call a xow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with a nervous twitch? Beef Jerky What do you call a cow that has just given birth? De Calf inated beef In youth we learn, In age we Understand.

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7886201 06/17/23 07:04 AM 06/17/23 07:04 AM
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trapdog1 trapper T Joined: Feb 2015 Iowa	Do you know why Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was a woman. (My apologies to our lady members!)

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7886754 06/17/23 05:21 PM 06/17/23 05:21 PM
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Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7886813 06/17/23 07:22 PM 06/17/23 07:22 PM
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Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: chas3457] #7886853 06/17/23 08:15 PM 06/17/23 08:15 PM
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Scout1 trapper S Joined: Jul 2012 N. Carolina	Originally Posted by chas3457 A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asked, why the long face? A baby seal walked into a club. Charlie It took me a minute! ------------------------------------- DJT in 2024!

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7886901 06/17/23 09:18 PM 06/17/23 09:18 PM
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rex123 trapper Joined: Jun 2012 KY.usa	A toothless termite walked into a bar looked around and asked where's the bar tender.

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7886904 06/17/23 09:20 PM 06/17/23 09:20 PM
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trapdog1 trapper T Joined: Feb 2015 Iowa	A skeleton walks into a bar and tells the bartender "give me a beer and a mop."

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7887278 06/18/23 11:26 AM 06/18/23 11:26 AM
Joined: Jun 2012 KY.usa rex123 trapper
rex123 trapper Joined: Jun 2012 KY.usa	Why was six afraid of nine? Because seven eight nine.

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: rex123] #7887348 06/18/23 01:35 PM 06/18/23 01:35 PM
Joined: May 2009 Champaign County, Ohio. K KeithC trapper
KeithC trapper K Joined: May 2009 Champaign County, Ohio.	Originally Posted by rex123 Why was six afraid of nine? Because seven eight nine. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. Keith

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7887352 06/18/23 01:41 PM 06/18/23 01:41 PM
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Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7887366 06/18/23 02:19 PM 06/18/23 02:19 PM
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rex123 trapper Joined: Jun 2012 KY.usa	Keith. THANK YOU.

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