… heck put a good polka song in here Greencounty .. looks like everybody else is played out now anyway

The purtiest gal I ever chased had the meanest heart ever.
If ya wanna be happy for the rest of your life find a ugly girl and maker yer wife....

… we’re getting a lot of generalizations in here but not too many real stories… and evidently no polka songs

.. I figured y’all could do better

… maybe the Alaskan bunch will have some good ones before too long

.. absolutely perfect Kzoo lol

That was awesome

Me an this ole gal was living in sin many years ago. She was on her way home from work one winter night and she had a flat. I was headed out the door coon hunting. I answered the phone and she told me her predicament. I told her to change the dad gum thing. She said it’s cold and I don’t have a flashlight. I cussed and moaned and reluctantly went and changed her tire. A few days later she got gloves and a flashlight for Christmas.

Seemed practical to me. She didn’t agree.

"Where I come from, it's cornbread and chicken...
Where I come from a lot of square dance kickin'...."



Oh wait.... no that says it's where Savell is from.

Ok ok ok my heart break story. In the first grade I met an awesome boy. If you lived through the 80s you know what a rattail was and he had the best in class. I talked my mom into inviting my whole class to a halloween party when I was 8 just so I could invite him. It ended up with me in the hospital, but it worked. Me and rattail boy were besties for the next 6 months. I invited him to go camping with us, he was the one and only person I ever did. He carved his whole name (with my pocket knife, he said his mom didn't trust him with one) into the ol beech tree. I was in love. His parents moved to a different school district that summer, and I never saw him again.

I downed my root beers and listened to guns and roses for months, lol.

I get down the road looking out the windshield better than looking in the rear view mirror but I'll share. It was my high school sweetheart. Dated her for my last 2 years of high school then a year or so afterwards. She was a great gal. Her parents had a nice ranch that was understood me and her would take over in the near future. But me being young and stupid I decided I didn't need to be tied down and needed to see the world so we broke up. Hope she had a blessed life because she was a sweet girl.

Yote… looks like a bunch of retired yankee and california transplants there lol

.. but nice story ….I can handle a little paradise city now and then lol

… you went frog giggin lol

Yeah that's it Savell.....

Smooth move referencing the ONLY song from Appetite that is rated T-man.

My favorites were Sweet Child, and from the other end of the spectrum.... anything goes.

And there IS no other album.... btw. Screw those woke albums. Appetite or bust, lol.

… axel was one in a million lol

… I’m still loyal to my raising on old country. But we’d plug in that tape attached to a cd player in the truck and spin some stuff harder than Charlie Daniels back then lol

Must be a Southern thing

Tape attached to a CD player? My God I'm old. We'd attach that boombox to the record player to make cassettes, lol.

[quote=Savell]… but were good looking enough that you wanted them too..

…When the timeless ballad “smoke rings in the dark” came out I was 19 and living in a shack on a dammed up creek ….and had a surround cd player … ended up playing that song on repeat and drinking lone stars that I swear had a hole in them somewhere and smoking marlboro reds every night for a week

…. She had broke it off with me just because I went frog gigging instead of riding to town for her high school graduation

… let’s here y’all’s stories of love lost and what have you from your younger days… or days you’re currently in if you’re a young one



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My first girl was batcrap crazy, but I didn't care. I loved her so much, she could lie right to my face, and I knew she was lying, but I still convinced myself she wasn't lying. She was awesome, but had a wondering eye. We rode school bus together and started running around when we were 15, she'd check coon traps on the creek with me and when I was 16 (1996) we'd hit backroads and I'd drink bluetops (lonestar light), and she'd drink boones farm.

Had to walk away though, as she got in a bad wreck with someone she should not have been with. I stayed with her and her parents at the hospital the whole time. But after that; it was over for me; as I could not trust her. She came to the feedstore every day trying to get me back. Even her dad, who I respect greatly, came and asked me to go see her. But I never did.

Soon after that right after Y2K, I went to Johnson City with some of my farming buddies from Rogers and Rosebud to go deer hunting. We went to a little honky tonk outside of town and that was the first time I heard that song Smoke Rings in the Dark. An 80 year old couple danced so awesome to that song it blew my mind. Never will forget them.

We had 2 pretty girls coon hunt with us but we were to young and stupid to realize they wanted more than coon hunting!