A mushroom walked into the bar one night. They told it sorry, we don't serve your kind around here.

He said why not......, I'm a Fun Gi!

That's me.

Canada is so cold, that almost its entire, minuscule population lives huddled up against the US border, trying to stay warm.

Canada is so cold, that Canadians set over 20 million acres of woodlands on fire, just to have a Summer.

Canada is becoming so Asian, that Canadians now bow when saying "Sorry buddy."

Canada is so Asian now, that Canadians end every sentence with "Asia." instead of "Eh."

FreInch Canadian women are so hairy, that Canadian scientist speculate they have Sasquatch DNA.

Canadians are very proud of the War of 1812 and likewise that a 24 year old Canadian, professional boxer, beat Mike Tyson in a fight, back when Mike was almost 3 years old.

Keith

Missing Marty is such a conspiracy nut, that he's hiding out at the Planter's Peanut Factory.

Keith

Why does a groom really like to see his bride wearing white?
He wants the dishwasher to match the rest of the appliances.

Cathryn, this is what it looks like when what you heard knocking in the wondrous, wild woods of West Virginia, has finally come on in.



Keith

Most of us Americans are familiar with the abbreviation "BOGO" meaning "Buy one get one." andl less familiar with, the only heavily used in Canadian abbreviation "BOCO", which is short for "Buy one catch one."

Keith

Did you know, Wolfdog95 has modified his traps so much for the better, that they now skin and put up his catches for him.

Keith

What do you call someone who drives a ford truck?
You don’t (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman)

Stay away from trains. They have loco motives.

They said Californy is the place ya oughta flee so they loaded up the truck and went back to Tennessee.