udderly ridiculous

Lol

Being under a geas to tell everyone you get within 60 feet of that you're a vegan, can't be easy either.

Keith

Geas?????

A geas is an obligation or compellation to act or a prohibition to act, imposed on somebody, often by magic.

The Ancient Mariner in the "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge is under a geas to tell his story wherever he goes.

Sisyphus, in Greek Mythology, is under a geas to push a round boulder up a hill, over and over in Hades.

In Irish mythology, the characters, living and dead, were often compelled by geas to perform acts.

Vegans all seem to be under a geas to tell everyone they meet they are vegan, no matter the situation.

Haven't you ever heard the truthful joke, "How do you determine if someone is a vegan?" The answer is "Wait a second and they'll tell you."

Keith