Didn't want to hijack buzz's thread.

Say only three people survived. The other two were Hillary and Kamala. Due to high radiation levels they grew to giant proportions. Tremendous battles for control of the continent ensued, full of screeching kackling farting and word salad.
In between the battles of mortal combat, they constantly tried to hunt you down and squish you with their giant toes. You couldn't really escape their wrath, because they could smell your maga republican blood.

The future looks bleak.

The type of party cabbage you are smoking is really not doing you any good buddy.

Should have left those mushrooms on the cow turds.

Be worse if they wanted you for copulation!