One for Rags
#7980436
10/26/23 08:26 PM
10/26/23 08:26 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 17,379
Coeur d' Alene, Idaho
James
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"Minka"
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OP
"Minka"
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 17,379
Coeur d' Alene, Idaho
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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “What is this Father?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son… “Go get your Mother.”
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Re: One for Rags
[Re: James]
#7980553
10/27/23 12:20 AM
10/27/23 12:20 AM
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Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 20,337
The Hill Country of Texas
Leftlane
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"HOSS"
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 20,337
The Hill Country of Texas
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A young husband lost track of his wife and knew her ringer was off. As he was searching for her, he bumped into a much older man. The younger guy apologized saying "My fault, I wasn't watching where I walked because I lost my wife and I am looking for her".
The older guy said "Small world, I'm looking for my wife too
What does yours look like?"
"She is about 5'5", blond and busty, and she is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like sir?"
The older guy smiled and said "Never mind her, let's look for your wife!"
“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers
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Re: One for Rags
[Re: Leftlane]
#7980603
10/27/23 05:45 AM
10/27/23 05:45 AM
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Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 14,869
Greene County,Virginia
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trapper
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trapper
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 14,869
Greene County,Virginia
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A young husband lost track of his wife and knew her ringer was off. As he was searching for her, he bumped into a much older man. The younger guy apologized saying "My fault, I wasn't watching where I walked because I lost my wife and I am looking for her".
The older guy said "Small world, I'm looking for my wife too
What does yours look like?"
"She is about 5'5", blond and busty, and she is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like sir?"
The older guy smiled and said "Never mind her, let's look for your wife!" Here we go.
wanna be goat farmer.
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Re: One for Rags
[Re: Leftlane]
#7980671
10/27/23 08:04 AM
10/27/23 08:04 AM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 9,668
se SD
rags57078
Humorist
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Humorist
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 9,668
se SD
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A young husband lost track of his wife and knew her ringer was off. As he was searching for her, he bumped into a much older man. The younger guy apologized saying "My fault, I wasn't watching where I walked because I lost my wife and I am looking for her".
The older guy said "Small world, I'm looking for my wife too
What does yours look like?"
"She is about 5'5", blond and busty, and she is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like sir?"
The older guy smiled and said "Never mind her, let's look for your wife!" LOL another good one
Off in my own world
Fish on !!!!!!!
47 years in this game of trapping
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Re: One for Rags
[Re: James]
#7980943
10/27/23 04:04 PM
10/27/23 04:04 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 15,744
MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
Trapper7
trapper
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trapper
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 15,744
MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
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Both hilarious, guys! I will have to pass both of them on.
The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never let the dumbest ones lead the pack.
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