^^^^Back to the Future!

The next woman that takes me on is going to light up like a pinball machine and payout in silver dollars.

“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine”

Should have won the Academy Award for best movie ever made. I really mean that, but it also includes another movie line.

Best that's ever been.

"I" gor.

That was my 2nd guess . Lol

I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. I'm afraid she's starting to turn.

You assumpted! Well don’t do no more God€#% assumptiing!

You don’t know hog jowls from horse Sugar Honey Iced Tea.........

Blackfoot! Yea he told ya they was Blackfoot didn’t he!

Has anyone seen .... .... ?

What do you mean,an African or European swallow?

"This one begat that one and that one begat this one, and lo and behold someone says some $hit to someone else - just how retarded are you?"

Ol dad

Lessons not learned in blood are soon forgotten.

1: “Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what’s your pleasure? What do you like to do?”

2: “Oh, I don’t know. Play chess. [pause] Screw.”

1: “Well, let’s play chess.

Ol dad

"We'll trap over the fall. Winter in Kantukee."

"It ain't got no gas in it."

"It's only a flesh wound!"

I'm not a chicken drumstick, Gerald!

Last of the Mohicans


Monty python and the holy grail

“oooh de lally oooh de lally, golly! What a day!”