At the risk of waking the Oklahoma bottom feeder, I've made it no secret that I'm not a yard nazi. It's my yard I paid for it and I'll keep or not keep as I see fit.

Now I've got a millennial white male driving a older 4runner, yuppie wannabe, that feels the need to yell and cuss at me everytime he happens to pass when I'm out in the yard.

There was a time that would earn him a few holes in his vehicle, about 45 caliber size, but that world is long gone.

I've pretty much got him narrowed down to where he sleeps around the corner but that ain't happening either.

I just think it odd to get so enraged over what a total stranger does.

But I'm not above sitting out in the yard with a few empty barley pop bottles.

Why and what is he yelling at you?

Some people just ain't happy in life and feel the need to share it

Clean up your yard is the edited version. But the delivery is more concerning. I can blow off a polite busybody but this guy has been doing this for months and seems to be getting more angry, and colorful, each time.

I yelled at somebody the other day driving by here at a high rate of speed. Got little kids in this neighborhood. No idea who he was. I yelled slow down. He just gave me a funny look.

Now that's more understandable.

I’d just smile and wave, be as kind as you can be and it’ll mess with his head.

We coop on a lot of things if either one of us goes out of town the other takes care of the others critters be it a day or weeks it gets done. I spray weeds he clears my driveway in the winter. The other neighbor is a waitress with a special needs son we both look after her when needed weeds, lawn and clearing trees.

Sounds like a fellow that could enjoyment from skunk essence. Either at hus home or when driving by your skunk smelling yard. Have any bent nails to get rid of at fellows drive way?

The one fingered salute?

I don't even bother, just look at him like he's stupid.

The thought did cross my mind, I won't lie. But if it escalates it'll be on my turf not his. Figure it'll be easier to explain his body in my yard than his body in his, lol.

I’ve dealt with people like this and the nicer you are to them the madder they get and they finally get so mentally messed up they just leave you alone.

Are you talking about warrior, or the neighbor? I think it sounds like they deserve each other.

Not since his dog killed one of our sheep.

Beat him with an axe handle

I like this!

People wanna get a rise out of you and expect a reaction.

But it’s not beyond reproach, his actions. My brother and his dumb friends used to smear dog poop under peoples handle of the car when they were teens so they got fingernails full of it when they opened the car.
This guy sounds like he deserves that

Get you a Yard Of the Month sign and put it in your yard for him to see!!

"Do any of y'all scream and cuss at your neighbors?"

nah, that's reserved for kinfolk.

Same here