I have two.

A White sports coat and a pink Carnation.

Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

1, and it probably doesn't fit anymore, lol

I squeeze into it for family funerals and weddings.

I won a couple of law suits.
Does that count?

In a previous life I wore one 6 days a week, had summer and winter suits. The wife new my size and loved to shop, always wore the latest trends. Went on for 14 years, those days are long over, thank God.

Every man should own a suit. Never know when you will need to wear one. I just recently got a new one at Men's Wearhouse.

If my birthday suit counts I have one......jk

Why would a MAN need to wear one?

I see a guy wearing a suit about the same way I see a women with fake eyelashes.
FAKE.

I like to see people the way they live rather then seeing them dress up phoney.

I've already told my family that if I die and they put me in a suit, I Will come back and haunt them.
Now, wearing a tie ....is just laughable!

I feel the same as a MAN wearing earing or Women wearing a Hog Ring in her nose.
Yep, I'm judgemental.

God could (or shouldn't) give 2 craps if you show up in his church with hip waders on if you just left a duck blind.

Better ? How many have checked beaver traps in dress pants, collared shirt/tie and chest waders? I used to wear a suit or dress pants w/sport coat every day. Can't imagine how many times I dispatched/loaded up critters just prior to business meetings all decked out and covered up with coveralls.

When someone comes beboppin in to a Sunday morning service wearing shorts, slipflops, an untucked shirt and lugging a cup of coffee...that's where I get judgmental.

3 suits, 2 sport jackets ... Wore one everyday. Now retired ... T-shirts, shorts, jeans, sweatshirts ... Comfortable!

Had 1 but have lost so much weight it now hangs like a gunny sack. As far as Sunday go to meeting clothes figure the Good Lord don't care as long as I believe

I probably have 8 or 9 left over from my working days. I had to wear a suit for work for 37 years, I would usually buy one or two new suits each year or two. I haven't put one on for a while, I lost about 30 pounds since retirement so they might be a little loose, lol.

1 for Death. It has a lot of paper obits in the pockets from the services.
1 for Corporate bs ,,,,,feels like death....

Sure is good to hear I'm not the only guy who doesn't own a suit.
As I read some posts, I realized I only own a couple of button down shirts. Usual attire is jeans and a pocket T-shirt.

One suit for funerals and the occasional formal wedding and a sport coat that never leaves the closet.