Really difficult for me to keep my cool when I go to a place and order WINGS. Pretty lil young girl then throws the question.... bone in or boneless? Kinda lost it today and asked her if a a chunk of ground up chicken mistery meat has no bone, what is it? Standing there bewildered, she had no reply. NUGGETS dear, that's what that would be! I ordered flipping WINGS, not nuggets. There's absolutely no such thing as a chicken WING if it has no bone. Then I calmly said, bring me another beer please...

I love this story!!!!!
Who in the world wants breaded sloppy chicken nuggets??

Poor little waitress!

I’d imagine the young lady who follows the menu as printed by management or ownership was appreciative.

Here’s to hoping no one ever offers you a McRib.

Be like this hero and take it up with your local city council.

my dad used to work in a Northern ILL a Chicago burb , he drove down from WI every day an hour.
22-24 years ago people down there would go to a rib joint and order ribs , off the bone.

they didn't want to be reminded that it came from an animal or it was inconvenient and messy some of both.

it was barbaric to think about sucking on the bones of an animal. Yet Ironically they were going out for ribs without thinking what a rib is.???

wasn't just the women it was the men.

my dad might have been the only guy at a decent rib joint actually enjoying ribs , everyone else might have well ordered pulled pork for what they were getting.

he retired early and left that mess behind.

did I mention , those people think they are better than you , they vote and now they have kids old enough to vote.

A former male co worker of mine couldn’t stomach eating meat with a bone in it. He would eat hungry Jack frozen meals for lunch every day. A very nice guy, good father and husband, but probably the grossest person I know. He would also refuse to kill flies and make an effort to go out the door

Thank you for proving my point! You follow the masses, I defer. And I wasn't rude to her, just proving a point.

No Sir. I choose to utilize my free will to make informed decisions based on my preferences or to take my business to someplace that betters aligns with my values.

I prefer bone in wings myself, naked with a dry rub. Dont imagine er’body likes it the same. The masses would probably dictate that I only ordered breaded buffalo I’d imagine.

Hope you enjoyed lunch, the beer weren’t warm and the pretty lil girl got tipped well.

A friend of mine used to call that 'processed rib food'.....lol

You reckon there’s actually any rib meat associated with it Cragar? I always assumed some form of pork buttocks

Steak burger. What part of an animal can you not make into a steak?

I'd run this site outta bandwidth.

The wings she brought you were most definitely spit on.

My thoughts exactly. She probably went back to the kitchen and told them about you. They might've even played a little hockey with a couple for fun.

Or worse!

Sure tasted pretty @#! good! As long as she got the point. Keep spittin

....so did you get the boneless ooorr ???

Chew it off the bone . The only way . You know there good when you have to go to bathroom and wash off when done

I’m sure she’s still contemplating the conundrum that you presented to her and immediately raised your concerns, directly from the consumer no less, to either the owner or corporate management.

Fecal rub.