did not get a pic But,,,,,

Please Help, my Goldfish died and I need to pay for the funeral..........

Most honest one I've seen said " why lie, it's for booze"

Well, did you pony up for the poor fishes burial?

I was on my way home from Homedepo with two toilet in the back off my truck . I asked him If he had a picked a funeral provider, and gave him my card...........

Should have asked if he would like the 1.3 gallon flush or the deluxe 1.6 gallon flush

Yep…
“Need about $30 to party tonight”
I actually tossed him some change. Bet it didn’t take long to get to $30

we only offer slow swirly
Myself,,,, I want to watch that log go down,.......

I saw a similar one once; "Willy wants a beer". I gave him a buck.

That's one good thing about all using credit cards now. "I don't have any cash on me bud!" It won't be long til the homeless start using cubes and venmo.

I am going to stand on the corner and try those....

I have square and can take cc........
But yes I use that line,,...

Seen this the other day at McDonalds parking lot. Had to visit Portland to help my daughter out. I hate Portland



Had to drive back by just to get the picture, Vinke you need to learn you can drive back by.

wws

THANK YOU LORD FOR THINKIN BOUT ME IM ALIVE AND DOIN FINE!

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign........................

Saw one with a cash app number on it

Entering DC from N Va. Gentleman of African heritage.

"Doing this so I don't have to mug you later". Thought it was great and he looked like he meant it. He got $1 for making me laugh.

I’d like to stand a few feet beyond a panhandler in clean and presentable clothing with a sign that says “Will work HARDER for LESS food” and see how long it takes for him to leave.

stand there with a sign saying now hiring

When I was a kid we used to have ONE town bum. Everyone called him Gabby. He would ask everyone for a quarter.
Now they are on all the corners. They stand there looking pathetic with their cardboard signs and then they walk over to the gas station where there car is parked and leave and switch out with another sheister. There’s an operation going on and I’d like to throttle anyone I see giving them anything.

Everyone deserves a chance to make a living, a job's a job!