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Friday welfare check #8239407
10/18/24 01:32 PM
10/18/24 01:32 PM
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The Hill Country of Texas
Leftlane Offline OP
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In all of the good clean fun we been havin has anyone seen or winded NVwrangler or Yes sir? Somebody pls ping Jeb or Seth's phone. I figger they are together and eloped oft to fill NVs bear tag and keep a 3 season tent warm fer their honeymoon...

They can send a signal send a fax send it on a postal pad (awesome lyrics for normal folk but Pete's wife ain't normal and she hates on perfectly good music)


�What�s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.�
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Leftlane] #8239412
10/18/24 01:53 PM
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wish I got a welfare check every friday! grin

Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Leftlane] #8239425
10/18/24 02:28 PM
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yet again way past the 3rd and I have not gotten my welfare check.


America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Leftlane] #8239461
10/18/24 03:32 PM
10/18/24 03:32 PM
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I'm here. Checking in. Thanks.


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Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Leftlane] #8239493
10/18/24 04:50 PM
10/18/24 04:50 PM
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The Hill Country of Texas
Leftlane Offline OP
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Yall are self centered and it makes me sad. Yall know of my legendary caring for my fellow man (all tho afmittedly the word man doesn't seem to mean what it used to.(

In my mind I see 2 possible scenarios, both set in the higher altitudes of NW NV. 1st one NVW pulls on his boots, kisses his sweetie way b4 dawns early light then sits in a blind day dreamin bout YS back at camp slavin over the cook fire in a little poocadot apron / cut off wranglers and watchin for an XXXL black bear so he can bring home the bacon.

2nd possiblity- after mucho PDA YS saddles up a barrel racing bred swamp donkey and shakes out his loop while NVW follows at a distance on a mustang he calls flame carryin YS's prize creedmore. Of course flame cannot keep up with that fast firewater breeding The plan is for one to rope 2 or even the biggest 3 bears to jack pines so NVW can post a "score these bears" thread for Bearnie, B-n-B, 160 Loser, and Uncle J.Byrd to judge 4 them. Savell of course will be given st least 3 votes due to his speakin Big Bud and Jessie Henry.

Because I am one of those hate the sin but still love the sinner fellas guys I'm hoping for the latter so at least we know they are all right even tho we all know things are far, far, from all right.

Poll maybe? What would senerio 3 look like. Wait scratch that we might not be able to unsee it. Describe it on a kid friendly form plz.


�What�s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.�
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Leftlane] #8239497
10/18/24 04:52 PM
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The Hill Country of Texas
Leftlane Offline OP
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�What�s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.�
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Leftlane] #8239577
10/18/24 06:44 PM
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Maybe their busy with doing something.

Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Leftlane] #8239602
10/18/24 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Leftlane



Good one, Lefty.

Happy Friday, all!

Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Leftlane] #8239611
10/18/24 07:26 PM
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Oh lordy...... I wish I was in the higher altitudes of NV being guided by NVW hunting something..... busy "farming" here. Do have a high plains deer hunt coming up in a couple weeks.

Obaro and any other Nw ks tman guys need to be sending me locations to any big muleys soon as time is getting close

Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Leftlane] #8239616
10/18/24 07:30 PM
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I was just at 11,400 feet day before yesterday hunting Elk. We saw far more Grizzlies than we did Elk. It snowed on us pretty good yesterday too.


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Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Leftlane] #8239662
10/18/24 07:59 PM
10/18/24 07:59 PM
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The Hill Country of Texas
Leftlane Offline OP
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Dang Rob watch yer 6 anything over 10,000 ft and there ain't hardly enough air to jump sideways let alone outrun yer guide.

Larson- road scoutin gigantic muleys headed to St Francis is child's play. Good luck to ya and nice to hear you haven't been seduced by the dark side of the force.


�What�s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.�
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Leftlane] #8239669
10/18/24 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Leftlane
Dang Rob watch yer 6 anything over 10,000 ft and there ain't hardly enough air to jump sideways let alone outrun yer guide.

Larson- road scoutin gigantic muleys headed to St Francis is child's play. Good luck to ya and nice to hear you haven't been seduced by the dark side of the force.

Use to be.... not so much anymore.

160
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Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Yes sir] #8239675
10/18/24 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Yes sir
Originally Posted by Leftlane
Dang Rob watch yer 6 anything over 10,000 ft and there ain't hardly enough air to jump sideways let alone outrun yer guide.

Larson- road scoutin gigantic muleys headed to St Francis is child's play. Good luck to ya and nice to hear you haven't been seduced by the dark side of the force.

Use to be.... not so much anymore.

160
I only hunt were I'm top predator.



Elevation has never bothered me for some reason. My only complaint at altitude is that my cigarette won't burn right. The other guys I was with were winded and headaches but I couldn't tell the difference.

Yes Sir, everyone has to die from something and being eaten by a bear is a memorable way to go. I had a pre-64 Model 70 custom in 280 and a 1911 45 so I at least would have gone out with a bang.


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Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Leftlane] #8239683
10/18/24 08:18 PM
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160 send me pins of ur most current locations for i can recover the rifles after the bears are hibernating grin

Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Yes sir] #8239693
10/18/24 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Yes sir
160 send me pins of ur most current locations for i can recover the rifles after the bears are hibernating grin


You don't want the antique stuff I hunt with. Ammo is too hard to find for them.


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Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Yes sir] #8239697
10/18/24 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Yes sir
160 send me pins of ur most current locations for i can recover the rifles after the bears are hibernating grin


You do that me and 330 are gonna raid the abin before he (as bear excrement) is even done steamin LOL.

Savell, clean ye guns incase we need ya. Iffin his cabin is guarded by one of those fun sized flavors of the month we might need backup and I want a deliberate man who stomps snakes and slap tames big thicket wood boogers just because it's a slow Tuesday.


�What�s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.�
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Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Leftlane] #8239708
10/18/24 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Leftlane
Originally Posted by Yes sir
160 send me pins of ur most current locations for i can recover the rifles after the bears are hibernating grin


You do that me and 330 are gonna raid the abin before he (as bear excrement) is even done steamin LOL.

Savell, clean ye guns incase we need ya. Iffin his cabin is guarded by one of those fun sized flavors of the month we might need backup and I want a deliberate man who stomps snakes and slap tames big thicket wood boogers just because it's a slow Tuesday.



If she takes her dentures out and puts her hair up in a Pony Tail I suggest you just drop your hardware and run for your lives. Large Marge doesn't mess around!


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Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Leftlane] #8239710
10/18/24 08:50 PM
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If she doesn't hibernate too I'm out

Re: Friday welfare check [Re: Yes sir] #8239712
10/18/24 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Yes sir
If she doesn't hibernate too I'm out


Likely kept for summer shade and warmth in the winter.

Re: Friday welfare check [Re: mad_mike] #8239713
10/18/24 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by mad_mike
Originally Posted by Yes sir
If she doesn't hibernate too I'm out


Likely kept for summer shade and warmth in the winter.



What else is a woman good for?


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