Wife came home and says "baby I wanna go pick out a Christmas tree ornaments a married couple"

KEY WORD A ! As in singular.

So said sureee. Got in the car drove to town and as soon as we get in the hobby lobby she grabs a buggy .I Says baby why you getting that ? Well she says she don't wanna walk around with a hand basket, I ask why the heck she needs a hand basket for a ornament....she jus looks at me and....here we are



I swear women folk and their lies, can't trust em

You'll learn.

NEVER....EVER....NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT....going shopping with a woman! That's what their mother, sister, friends are for. Just give them a hundred and your farther ahead.

Lol tell her you aren't going to buy any more traps, make it even

I have to take miss daisy shopping cause she can't drive anymore, she brings a list, but she ends up with way more then is on the list....shopping to her is like a tourist on vacation, we have to slow roll every inch of the aisles so she doesn't miss anything..it's excruciating.... and, as you're finding out, they're all the same, no matter race, creed or nationality...

25 years later and I still refuse to go shopping with mine. She has to physically touch every item in the store at least once. Me I know what I want to get before leaving the house and I go get it and come back.

BS, Racer Man....you well KNOW there are those of us who know exactly what we want...I make a bee line right to the tack section....pick out the saddle, gear I want...then straight to the auction yard, see exactly the deal of the year in a good HOSS that gets me, buy it, then straight back to the ranch....MAYBE Ill make a quick detour to the trailer sale and check out the latest Featherlight full show/stock trailers with rider apt rooms too...then maybe stop in the Kenworth yard to see their latest semi trucks .....maybe a Ram 350 or two....

Just the usual stuff....

Enjoy the time together. lol My wife is pretty reasonable shopping. One thing that drives me nuts is she always asks what I think about an item but does not give a rip about my opinion. Just get what you are going to get already!

You can buy Christmas ornaments for pennies a package after Christmas.

Never trust your wife if she doesn't want food like French fries or a desert, when at a restaurant. She's going to eat yours.

Keith

Never trust your wife if she doesn't want food like French fries or a desert, when at a restaurant. She's going to eat yours.

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This ^^^

Also, when we are out to eat and my wife thinks she may like something different. I always order what I know she will eat and end up trading her meals.

This ^^^

Also, when we are out to eat and my wife thinks she may like something different. I always order what I know she will eat and end up trading her meals.
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just order yourself a double , say your really hungry

Congrats on the marriage dude! Last time I was around you were still chasin! I got lucky I spose...mine isnt into the typical lady stuff.. If I get a gun she gets a gun. If I buy trapping gear, she buys fishing gear. We have a dont say no policy within reason.

I bet you wont make that mistake again.

And.... depending what time you get done, she'll want to go for lunch or dinner....

Lol yeah believe it or not I actually like shopping with her ..for the most part lol

Hey if she's a genuine good woman it's worth it. Love the experienced comments!

Welcome to the forum. Sounds like you got a good one as long as she don't get fat on ya.

My wife shops from isle #1,then #2,#3,back to #2,#4,back to #1,#5,back to #3, ext..........

I remember the first time I shopped with a girlfriend. We went to every single store in the Dayton Mall, that sold clothing. She tried stuff on in many of the stores and didn't buy a single thing. We went out for around 3 1/2 years after that and I never went on a mall clothing, shopping trip with her again.

It was like torture.

Keith

Plead the 5th as she will read this and be worse but now I know why it takes her an hour to get a loaf of bread.