Wasn't a problem 60 years ago ....lol

Don't kid yourself. It was.

They don't make Them like they use too.

60 years ago, women appreciated you getting something to make their lives easier.

Get her something nice that she will appreciate more than a vacuum.

Then get her a second gift, a note in a gift box telling her to pick out a vacuum she wants and you'll pay for it.

Make sure she opens the nice, personal gift first.

A new iron would go well with the new vacuum cleaners.

Well since I got the vaccum fixed I can look into other ideas.

I love my wife and she's beautiful but she's gained a few pounds since the second kid. With it being cold and snowy and all that should I get her some indoor exercise equipment instead?

Lol. Now you're just trolling. Haha.

Vacuums or women?

Yes, these guys are dense - they do not see the intended humor.

So Donner ………………

Don’t spoil her with a new vacuum cleaner that she does not need.
The indoor exercise equipment is a great idea, especially if you give her a book about dieting.
Also give her some magazine photos of women with good figures. A couple centerfolds should work.

Report back with the results.

Make sure you get her a really nice snow shovel also.

NO! NO! NO! NO NEW VACUUM!!!!! Get her something nice . not a more work tool.

a housecoat and a sex toy because if she doesnt like the housecoat she can go @#*& herself lol

Oh WOW!!!

Now we're getting into uncharted territory!

Don’t mention weight. She might go on the divorce diet. Seen it a lot couples married decades. Wife gets on diet losing weight. Husband to busy working. Next thing you know she’s got a new boo.

I got mine a vacation,,,,,,, I will stay home …… it is like a present for each of us……

DUCK AND COVER!!!

This is so funny my sides hurt!

If you decide to go the vacuum cleaner route, go with a cordless so she can't strangle you with it.

Zim