… these annoying sonaguns? … aggravating as a bunch of mescins buying scratch off tickets in a gas station line

Crotch crab?

Texas spider mites

it's 30 degrees right now , we haven't got anything that isn't a bird or mammal moving

don't recognize it from the front end

whats the back look like?

You might want to get yourself checked professionally for a case of the southern crabs? I know you hang out at shady places and bugs can jump!

Likely deceiving, but that thing makes your hands look big. Put it beside your boots so I got a good reference.

Big enough to pattern 100 dollars of shotgun shells on if you tack it up at 37.5 yards with a crosswind. Only wearing the ll bean latest catalogs finest goofy hat and putting orange cones exactly around your workplace

… called June bugs boys and they blind as a bat fly right into on a regular basis

… more annoying than a group of yankees jabbering about their favorite kind of cheese and wine or what have you

… got all kinds of return of the Jedi lookin crap out here tonight

I guess our stuff is bigger up here…that ain’t no June bug I’ve ever seen.

Don't be wiping your booger on the wall and try to pass it off as a bug. Yes, we have June bugs here but they are much bigger and red or Burgandy in color. They make a great grease stain on the windshield when you hit them.

Call that dude from Maine and have him send some of those chem trailing planes down you way.

We usually get june bugs in june

That’s a hard shell beetle bug
June bugs are green

…. Don’t back talk me uncle J … that’s a June bug down here all day long and twice on Sunday

Easy on Him ...he's Special, but his momma wanted gran. babies anyway...

Used to pick em off the saloon screen door
for the next days after work fishin bait.

The green ones are japs.
He can't help it he's a bass pro.

We fight em' in June

Oh no … not more behavior unbecoming of a moderator

… but I forgive you anyhow

That should make decent bass bait.

Keith

We get them here in June.

The second bug looks like a female dobsonflie.

Here you go. Jap beetle is 1/2 the size of June bug. As kids we tie a string on their leg and walk around with them flying around on a leash. Cheaper pet than a dog. Lol

But nephew we both are right. You got some brown ones. But that thing in your hand is a night flying hard shell beetle bug. Attracted to lights. Well looks like it. March beetle

Huh, don't remember green j-bugs.
Covered with stink bugs these days.

I'd put the j-bugs in Grannies old pill bottles.
A ripe one was on the floor of truck
and cop wanted to see what was in it.
Me - No you don't
Him - Yes I do
Me - No you don't
Him - YES I DO!!!
He told me keep those out of sight so
the druggies don't break in. lol

We get em in June too and they are always falling into my koi pond and quickly becoming fishy snacks

Do they eat the stink bugs?
A few years back we had thousands.

I’ve seen them eat stink bugs. Seems like they will “flash” if they eat a crunchy bug cause it gets stuck in the gills.

Some of us joked about tincture of stink
bug being the new secret snake oil.

That's cool

That looks a lot like what folks here call carpenter bees. they chew a hole into any unpainted wood.

you can narrow it down to one type of cheese ?

No up here we start spraying with airplanes as to not have them.

As kids we used to go out in the summer time at night and send em to the moon with tennis rackets! Lol the big juicy white grubs you find when your digging up a lawn are the larve stage of a junebug. Up here we got the big brown ones.

So….
Don’t open this yet??

Our Cicadas would kick their wings off,,,,,every 17years!

It's snowing here. Things like that are hunkered down

Savell, I call them “doodie” bugs cause when they hit your windshield, it looks like a big pile of “doodie” on your windshield! If you have pecan trees, you can go out at night this time of year and they will be all over it,
Cutting the leaves off.back when I was working I would pass by 2 open fields right before sunrise and they would literally cover the windshield. As far as being good for any kind of fish bait, I would feel awfully stupid sitting there with one on my hook, waiting for a bite.

I just know that the northern june bugs really smart when you hit one on your MC at 65 mph and an open faced helmet.

Had a drove of them come to the garage light when I was out there the other night

That Dobsonfly will bite the chit out of you with those pinchers on it's face

June bugs start showing up in northern Maine in middle to late May

We hear them hear in late July early August. Aren't here long it seems but yes we go get them here but not bad enough and rare to see them.

Here in northern Maine you see them mostly at night.

Im not sure if i ever paid a female dobsonfly any mind. The daddies have a fair set of chompers. Also used to rake up hellgrammites alot for trotline bait and they will lay a heck of a bite on you