Where is the bloody rum? Why is the rum always gone?

...you mean gone from the liquor stores...?

Yo ho ho and what not. You're in Wisconsin, drink brandy, lol.

Yeah I Drink Wisconsinably. All brandy, never tasted a drop of rum before

Keith

Rum is food and drink to the likes of me.

Boy … you’re too young to be drinking

Get it now?

He's from wisconsin. They put beer in their babies bottles in that state.

I never run out of rum. Bad thing is I drive be the only liquor store on the country roads on the way home from work. To easy to just swing in.

I was in a bar in Scottsdale AZ and they wouldnt let my brother and I participate in their drinking Olympics cause we had Wisconsin IDs. Lol

Look at the map….West Virginia? All the hillbilly coal miners I knew drank like a fish. Never met a tea totaler from WV.

Wyoming is whiskey and beer good luck with anything else

Ahhhhhh... OK. Captain Jack Sparrow.

beer and cheese! (not cheese in the baby bottles though)

Rum is just flat out nasty. Only women that can't handle whiskey drink that swill.