… it has been many years since carrying pigs from the castration pen .

I’ve now taken up helping moderators keep order in your fine establishment .

I ask of you a simple favor in return for my unwavering loyalty

.. if you can find it in your heart ; please change my secondary handle from “Wilbur” to “ Deputy Mod “

Sincerely,

Your Loyal Servant,

Savell
“Deputy Mod”

Once a Wilbur always a Wilbur!~

I was going to say this is like putting the fox in charge of the hen house but decided it's more like putting a squirrel in charge

… both Ohio wolverine and yessir are found in violation of trapperman code 5:12

.. thou shall not in anyway harass, attempt to insult or otherwise challenge the authority of a deputy moderator

… consider this a medium level warning with the potential to escalate

… carry on

What do you like better Savell ? Carrying Pigs or being "Deputy Mod" ?

Sure ya can keep up with Sharon?

As much as I enjoy the feel of a squealing pig attempting to escape my grasp… deputy modding has given me a sense a purpose much bigger than any pig ever could

… carry on

… on foot whilst she be atop a steed if necessary… I feel this is my destiny

You are Hilarious!!! OMG!!!

Eyed say Ohio and Yes sir are spot on Wilbur

Like a small town cop. A little power will go to your head.

I just be sure to keep the bullet she gives you in your pocket and DON'T put it in your gun until she gives the go ahead!

Savell, if appointed the position of deputy mod, what would your first order of business be?

Obviously your post was directed at 330

.. now while us mods and deputies may not always agree on trapperman .. there is a thin brown line

.. I find you sir in violation of trapperman code 3:16

.. disrespect of a ranking officer

… consider this a final warning

…carry on

As I was saying, the proof is in the pudding.

… relaxing the profanity filter to pg-13 and making a picture of ADC topless an option for stock avatar

… carry on

"Deputy" moderator?!
Ain't that like grabbing the bull by just one horn?
It would make for a good rodeo though, but then who doesn't like a good rodeo?
Put me down as a supporter of the motion.

Appreciate the support Carl

… now go back to massaging your Guinea pig

… everyone else

… carry on

I may have spoken out of turn........that's "if" she trusts you with a bullet.

… hippie I’m going to speak common to you at this point

… we may have shared banter in the past

.. but times have changed. I’ve been task with the burden of keeping this place civil

.. your attempts to belittle and disrespect me, and my authority have no place here anymore

.. I suggest you put down your massage cream and go to bed before I’m forced to get serious

… everyone else

… carry on