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A few dad jokes #8485002
10/12/25 07:05 PM
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foxkidd44 Offline OP
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You have to be careful when you approach a garden, the soil is disturbed.
Also, watch out for paring knives,, you only see one.


Stand by your principles, Stand by your guns, and victory complete and permanent is sure at last.
Abraham Lincoln
Re: A few dad jokes [Re: foxkidd44] #8485003
10/12/25 07:07 PM
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Was going to tell a pizza joke...but a little too cheesy.


My fear of moving stairs is escalating!
Re: A few dad jokes [Re: foxkidd44] #8485012
10/12/25 07:14 PM
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh. 10 tickles!

Re: A few dad jokes [Re: foxkidd44] #8485037
10/12/25 08:08 PM
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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Re: A few dad jokes [Re: foxkidd44] #8485039
10/12/25 08:12 PM
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why don't monsters eat ghosts ,they taste like sheet.

Re: A few dad jokes [Re: foxkidd44] #8485061
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Hear about the Indian who drank all the tea? He drown in his tea pee

Re: A few dad jokes [Re: salemtrapper] #8485072
10/12/25 09:11 PM
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foxkidd44 Offline OP
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Originally Posted by salemtrapper
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh. 10 tickles!

Ha ha ha


Stand by your principles, Stand by your guns, and victory complete and permanent is sure at last.
Abraham Lincoln
Re: A few dad jokes [Re: foxkidd44] #8485075
10/12/25 09:19 PM
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I was going to share my unemployment joke but it just doesn’t work.

Re: A few dad jokes [Re: foxkidd44] #8485080
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Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked


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Re: A few dad jokes [Re: foxkidd44] #8485126
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Dad, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut.


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Re: A few dad jokes [Re: foxkidd44] #8485138
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Just finished reading the book "Underneath the Bleachers" by Seemore Butts.lol

Bryce

Re: A few dad jokes [Re: foxkidd44] #8485198
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Originally Posted by bblwi
Just finished reading the book "Underneath the Bleachers" by Seemore Butts.lol

Bryce

Lol, check out "Yellow River" by I.P. Freely.


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Re: A few dad jokes [Re: foxkidd44] #8485262
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Superman can jump higher than a three story building. Could be, I've never seen a three story jump.


My wife says my housekeeping style is best described as, "There appears to have been a struggle."
Re: A few dad jokes [Re: bblwi] #8485407
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Originally Posted by bblwi
Just finished reading the book "Underneath the Bleachers" by Seemore Butts.lol

Bryce


And don't forget "Trails through the desert" by Peter Dragon

Or "Forty Paces to the Outhouse" authored by Willy Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont.


My fear of moving stairs is escalating!
Re: A few dad jokes [Re: foxkidd44] #8485430
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