I liked the long legged red head all day long.

I'm a Mary Ann guy, all the way. But I don't think I'd of kicked Ginger out of the bed.

A buddy of my son was interviewing to get into med school. Said there were several older sharply dressed but stuffy looking professors in the room to ask the questions. He was kind of taken back when the very first question asked - “who would you rather have, Ginger or Mary Ann?” Son’s buddy took a deep breath, regained his composure, and answered “both!” He was accepted.

My wife's name is Mary Ann,so I gotta pick Mary Ann.

I was telling someone the other day about wrong way..