I went out and bought a scope for the old muzzleloader, I brought the kids with me and we spent a few hours in town. My mom watched the kids after that so my wife had basically a whole day kid free.

Gotta be careful having these fight and make up sessions as to not end up with another kid in the house.

I've got one kid that is a direct result of making up after a fight. It'll be a good story to tell him when he's old enough.

Ditto

There’s only one way to properly make up. Most wives will turn their nose up at it and I don’t quite get that

It’ll take the chip right off your shoulder

She should have cleaned the house before cooking, and all would be well,