Columbia sportswear and Breakside brewing are producing a limited run of "nature calls" supposedly with bear poop in it. Both are woke Portland companies so ... Would you try it?

No.

… y’all west coast hands are weird

I have to admit i would probably try it. After all the (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) is supposed to come from responsibly sourced Montana bears -- besides after you cook it the e coli would be dead all that would be left is berries, roots, nuts. Maybe a little deer or elk.

Does a bear (WHAT) in the woods?

Tastes crappy I bet.....

I'm with Savell on this.

No, too much other regular beer out there sorry

Sounds gay!

On a similar note, I've seen bear poop piles that are nearly 100% whole huckleberries (blueberries). I've ofte thought that you could probably wash them off and bake a pretty good pie.