Is this the super elusive creature that you and George are excited to hunt? If it is, I will start feeding them and see if we can just get them to come inside the garage where it is warm.

That's the critter! Get them fat, and if possible, tie one up so I can hit it. The old flower gun is a straight shooter, but I am not.

You are going to use your pink "fowling piece"? I am not sure I want these pests to have to deal with that. Yesterday I had 8 grouse in the yard, today just these 2 dumb turkeys.

I'm guessing that the turkeys ate all the grouse. I can bring my beautiful shotgun and rid you of the partridge predators, or you can can continue your prejudice. The choice is yours.

Get that sucker on corn, then just open the truck door, shake the can, and it'll hop in, no need to shoot it...

Do you think they can smell gun powder in the future.
Or is there just going to be a trap door swing close on that freezer and save some powder?

LOL!!!
I'm looking forward to your hunt Sam with 160 as your guide!!!!

Ought to be an interesting hunt. 160, need me to send some corn money? I'd think five or six hundred pounds of corn ought to be enough.