Reports of the new Ayatollah being promoted then detonated are on the web, lol.

https://www.facebook.com/share/18HCdn2HZa/

Looks like it's back to

Eeny meany
Mighty mo
Pick a martyr
By the toe

The recruitment ad probably reads something like "Want absolute power, early retirement and 72 virgins for compensation? Want to experience a real blast? Apply now.".

Keith

Poor retirement plan it sounds like no room for promotion.

But they are definitely going somewhere. A little over here, a little over there, a little all over the place.

Keith

Who wants 72 virgins?....1 seems like purgatory, Lol.

About half a billion Muslim men.

Keith

Idiots!...Lol

Is that goats or sheep or do the have a choice they never clarify that?

Israel intelligence service has to be the best in the world.

Bwaaahaaa!

The selection process

Rock
Paper
BOOM

Does this make you want to convert?

Don't forget to wear protection.

Muslim martyrs get houris. Houris are described as "wide-eyed maidens" or "companions with beautiful eyes".

From the Quran:

"Surah Al-Waqi'ah (56:22–23, 35–37): Describes "houris" as chaste, like hidden pearls, untouched, loving, and of equal age.

Surah Ar-Rahman (55:56, 72–74): Speaks of restrained (chaste) houris whom no human or jinn has touched before.

Surah Ad-Dukhan (44:54) and Surah At-Tur (52:20): Mentions pairing with pure companions.

A commonly cited hadith appears in Sunan al-Tirmidhi (Hadith 1663 or similar numbering) and Musnad Ahmad, stating that a martyr (shaheed) receives six special rewards, including being married to 72 of the ḥūr ʿīn (wide-eyed houris/companions).

Similar narrations appear in other collections like Sunan Ibn Majah."

Keith

I’m married you will need to go alone!

You know the Quran well enough to quote it, chapter and verse? I find this interesting...........

What happens in Jannah stays in Jannah. If your wife doesn't agree you can give her a whack with your miswak. Try not to break any of her bones or you will have to pray to Allah for forgiveness. Forgiveness will be given. It's not a serious offence.

Keith

I've only read some of it and the Fatwahs. I cheated and used AI.

I've studied many different religions since I was 6 years old. Back then I had photographic memory. I lost it when I had bad smoke inhalation, when I was 15. I have pretty good recall on most of what I've read, but nowhere near perfect anymore. When I was young, I could have recited many entire 300 plus page books by memory. I was more of a freak then, than I am now even.

Fevers and sometimes CBD, sometimes allow me to access my photographic memories from when I was a child. Whatever neural pathways the lack of oxygen broke, reconnects.

Keith

Know your enemy better than yourself!!!