Don't bother walking to the mailbox

It’ll be okay, the mail runs tomorrow.

I saw my mailman gassing up his boat last night, said he was going to put a dent in the crappie population today.

Freaking joke

Some of us honkies still out working today. If I remember correctly there was a black person on tv saying this holiday was not meant for whites anyway. We were supposed to be out working in the fields today according to them.

State and Fed workers get all kinds of holidays paid for that everyone else doesn't

I’m exercising my white privileged and not caring today. lol

I'm enjoyin it. Started long weekend today but still gettin paid. Good money to mow and do yardwork.

My normal day off so i get 8 free additional hours this week. They wont let me give it back

I am going around freeing slaves

after a not very extensive search I found none withing walking distance.


So I am smoking pork for a birthday party

They are probably hiring.....