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#6276898 - 07/11/18 08:34 AM What will it say on your tombstone?
MB750 Offline
trapper

Registered: 07/09/10
Posts: 1819
Loc: Idaville, Indiana
Here lays a Trapper under this bit of ground.
Just dig a little deeper & he will be found.
He is down there a thinking & messing around.
Of just what critter in his trap will be found.
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#6276905 - 07/11/18 08:42 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
eastwood44mag Offline
trapper

Registered: 11/09/16
Posts: 671
Loc: Illinois/Indiana (depends on t...
Mine would probably say..."he should have seen it coming"

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#6276907 - 07/11/18 08:47 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
west river rogue Online   content
trapper

Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 3317
Loc: Philippines,,ohio
Mine will say "no entrance to animal heaven"
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#6276908 - 07/11/18 08:47 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Canvasback2 Offline
trapper

Registered: 07/15/16
Posts: 1265
Loc: NY
I tried my best.
Now here I lay, in eternal rest.

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#6276910 - 07/11/18 08:51 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
handitrapper Offline
trapper

Registered: 08/09/10
Posts: 2202
Loc: WI
Nothing!! Iím not gonna have a gravesite. Burned up and dumped in the lake.

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#6276912 - 07/11/18 09:00 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: handitrapper]
west river rogue Online   content
trapper

Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 3317
Loc: Philippines,,ohio
Originally Posted By: handitrapper
Nothing!! Iím not gonna have a gravesite. Burned up and dumped in the lake.
lol,me too
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#6276920 - 07/11/18 09:09 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Michael Morris Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/04/12
Posts: 4485
Loc: Cole County MO
"Ma loved Pa
Pa loved wimmin
Ma caught Pa with 2 in swimmin
Here lies Pa..."

grin
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#6276922 - 07/11/18 09:12 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
MnMan Online   content
trapper

Registered: 03/04/07
Posts: 6070
Loc: Central MN, sort of old
"All things considered, I'd rather be fishing."
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#6276933 - 07/11/18 09:30 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
slydogx Offline
trapper

Registered: 06/14/10
Posts: 1284
Loc: Ontario, Canada
"Thanks for the opportunity, I hope I did not disappoint. Please, smile when you think about me"
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#6276935 - 07/11/18 09:33 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
HobbieTrapper Online   happy
"Chippendale Trapper"

Registered: 12/01/08
Posts: 10890
Loc: Eastern Shore of Maryland
"The Experience is Always Better Than the Story"
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#6276938 - 07/11/18 09:37 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
TurkeyWrangler Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 1108
Loc: AR
I told you I was sick.

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#6276950 - 07/11/18 09:58 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
BigBob Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 14601
Loc: St. Louis Co, Mo
Robert A. Williams
Sgt USAF
Vietnam
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#6276971 - 07/11/18 10:25 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Ryan McLeod Offline
trapper

Registered: 02/09/14
Posts: 1472
Loc: NWT
Here Lies Ryan. He Was A Trapper.
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#6276973 - 07/11/18 10:28 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Horn Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 1014
Loc: Beaman Iowa 50
Pee here

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#6276994 - 07/11/18 10:49 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: Horn]
Zim Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/27/06
Posts: 3668
Loc: Rock Springs, WI
I'll be cremated and have my ash's scattered in the creek where I live. Never been happier than on this piece of land and I have a dislike of being underground.
Zim

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#6276998 - 07/11/18 11:01 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Taximan Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/20/07
Posts: 3965
Loc: SW Montana
He meant well.

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#6276999 - 07/11/18 11:02 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Ryan McLeod Offline
trapper

Registered: 02/09/14
Posts: 1472
Loc: NWT
same here zim. I just posted what it would say if I was buried. Ive already given instructions to 2 of my cousins to spread my ashes at Wolf Mountain overlooking the flats. A spot where weve spotted caribou from many times. Ive instructed them to spread the ashes on the first south east wind after im gone that way the ashes will blow down hill for a couple seconds then back uphill and all over the boys. My final "HAHA" moment.
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#6277000 - 07/11/18 11:04 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
NebrCatMan Offline
trapper

Registered: 02/08/12
Posts: 1356
Loc: SE NEBRASKA
I Am to be cremated and my ashes spread over the lands I loved to hunt and trap but if I was to have a headstone I would want it to read something like this...... Waited a lifetime on this earth .... just to hear the words "Well done faithful servant, Welcome and come on in" at my day of judgment!!! Amen!!!!


Edited by NebrCatMan (07/11/18 11:05 AM)
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#6277011 - 07/11/18 11:22 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
thetrappergreen Offline
trapper

Registered: 06/26/18
Posts: 56
Loc: Missouri
Who am I?
I am a pebble on a beach
A blade of grass in a field
A cloud in the sky
Catching a glimpse of this world as time goes by
The flame of a candle to light your way
A drop of water on a rainy day
A mighty tree in an endless forest
The softer voice of a singing chorus
I am these things and so much more
For I'm not just a window I am the door





Edited by thetrappergreen (07/11/18 11:31 AM)
Edit Reason: oops

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#6277020 - 07/11/18 11:35 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
080808 Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/28/15
Posts: 829
Loc: NNY
ďHe lived, he diedĒ.

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#6277022 - 07/11/18 11:42 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
David Morse Offline
trapper

Registered: 04/06/17
Posts: 304
Loc: Upstate NY
bike rack
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#6277029 - 07/11/18 11:56 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: west river rogue]
Malukchuk Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/14/11
Posts: 2124
Loc: western alaska
Originally Posted By: west river rogue
Originally Posted By: handitrapper
Nothing!! Iím not gonna have a gravesite. Burned up and dumped in the lake.
lol,me too


ha ha me three.
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#6277032 - 07/11/18 12:01 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Yes sir Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/25/17
Posts: 1138
Loc: Marion Kansas
I did my part
Now you do yours
And God willing may are
Next meeting be in Heaven.

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#6277034 - 07/11/18 12:07 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
OhioBoy Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/22/12
Posts: 2079
Loc: Ohio
Well its no pyramid but this will do.

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#6277064 - 07/11/18 01:17 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: Zim]
jbyrd63 Online   content
trapper

Registered: 02/25/14
Posts: 2698
Loc: Ky
Originally Posted By: Zim
I'll be cremated and have my ash's scattered in the creek where I live. Never been happier than on this piece of land and I have a dislike of being underground.
Zim


DIDN'T know this but just had my will redone and told attorney I was going to be cremated and scattered . She instantly said I didn't hear that. It is illegal in Ky to scatter remains . Better check the laws

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#6277071 - 07/11/18 01:34 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
snowy Online   happy
trapper

Registered: 12/26/11
Posts: 4900
Loc: MT
I would rather be bow hunting then to be here. Actually I plan on ashes spread at the ranch.


Edited by snowy (07/11/18 01:35 PM)

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#6277072 - 07/11/18 01:41 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: jbyrd63]
Trapper7 Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/27/06
Posts: 5930
Loc: MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
Originally Posted By: jbyrd63
Originally Posted By: Zim
I'll be cremated and have my ash's scattered in the creek where I live. Never been happier than on this piece of land and I have a dislike of being underground.
Zim


DIDN'T know this but just had my will redone and told attorney I was going to be cremated and scattered . She instantly said I didn't hear that. It is illegal in Ky to scatter remains . Better check the laws


Seems like a stupid law. We're all biodegradable, aren't we?
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#6277077 - 07/11/18 01:45 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: jbyrd63]
NEYotetrapper Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/10/16
Posts: 388
Loc: NE
Originally Posted By: jbyrd63
Originally Posted By: Zim
I'll be cremated and have my ash's scattered in the creek where I live. Never been happier than on this piece of land and I have a dislike of being underground.
Zim


DIDN'T know this but just had my will redone and told attorney I was going to be cremated and scattered . She instantly said I didn't hear that. It is illegal in Ky to scatter remains . Better check the laws


No reason to put it in your will if you have friends and loved ones that will see that your wishes are carried out. Last thing I want is the *^&%(^ govt having the last word over my life here on earth!

I have already told my daughter that I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered at the farm next to the creek. I love walking the old cemeterys here and looking at the tombstones from the settlers, but I doubt that sentiment will exist much in the future. So no need to waste money on one for me.

Hopefully St. Peter will tell me "Good ride cowboy, good ride."

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#6277081 - 07/11/18 01:55 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: handitrapper]
harrison72 Offline
trapper

Registered: 03/18/13
Posts: 374
Loc: Brazil Indiana
Originally Posted By: handitrapper
Nothing!! Iím not gonna have a gravesite. Burned up and dumped in the lake.

I also plan on creamation, I just hope my kids don't put me in the litter box!

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#6277088 - 07/11/18 02:01 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Finster Offline
trapper

Registered: 03/13/13
Posts: 8459
Loc: Fredonia, PA.
My tombstone will say extra cheese and mushrooms. grin
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#6277090 - 07/11/18 02:06 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
krispcritter Offline
trapper

Registered: 10/23/17
Posts: 420
Loc: Chautauqua County, New York
Hatched July 18, 1967
Matched Oct. 5, 1996
Dispatched ????

On a mushroom shaped headstone.


Edited by krispcritter (07/11/18 02:26 PM)
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#6277095 - 07/11/18 02:26 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
K52 Online   content
trapper

Registered: 02/24/11
Posts: 993
Loc: SE Kansas
No Les
No More

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#6277096 - 07/11/18 02:27 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Hal Offline
"old windy fartbag"

Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 5598
Loc: Blue Creek, Ohio
Here lies Hal
Deader than H*ll
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#6277100 - 07/11/18 02:35 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Mark Hawkins Offline
trapper

Registered: 08/13/12
Posts: 44
Loc: Northern N.Y.
All dressed up and no place to go.

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#6277130 - 07/11/18 03:39 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
coop Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 2756
Loc: De
"Duh, duh, duh... dat's all folks"...

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#6277153 - 07/11/18 04:29 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Gary Benson Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 5790
Loc: Sandhills Nebraska
A fire hydrant for a tombstone and a sign that says "Go ahead, everyone else did." laugh
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#6277158 - 07/11/18 04:38 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: Gary Benson]
slowpoke Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/22/12
Posts: 71
Loc: Hudson valley , NY
My friend wanted his ashes spread in the outhouse at camp , to keep the stink down !

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#6277173 - 07/11/18 05:02 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Law Dog Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/11/10
Posts: 14706
Loc: Central, SD
Took 4 tries but we got it done!
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#6277184 - 07/11/18 05:20 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
old standard Offline
trapper

Registered: 03/04/09
Posts: 26
Loc: Mississippi
I've always wanted one of these two:
Naked I came into this world, and naked I shall depart. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Blessed be the name of the Lord. (Job 1:21)

Let us cross the river and rest in the shade of the trees (last words of Stonewall Jackson)

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#6277204 - 07/11/18 05:56 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
pcr2 Offline
"Twerker"

Registered: 05/17/10
Posts: 12901
Loc: potter co. p.a.
here i sit
broken hearted.
paid to poop,
but only farted.

wait,that's the bathroom wall. laugh
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#6277219 - 07/11/18 06:23 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
jeff karsten Offline
trapper

Registered: 06/27/15
Posts: 604
Loc: rogers city mi.
won't do that again
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#6277239 - 07/11/18 06:51 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
danny clifton Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 11710
Loc: williamsburg ks
my preference is for my carcass to be left out on the prairie. the way coyote carcasses get cleaned up it would be gone in a few months im sure. that aint legal. burial without first being taxidermyed is pretty complicated. taxidermy of humans seems a little immoral to me for some reason. kicking a body in a hole and filling it in wont do anymore. (who knows why) so that leaves creamation and the ashes tossed in the local river. law wont let my buddies grind my carcass up and make bait out of it either.

who knows what my kids will do with it. I sure wont know but they all know what I want
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#6277241 - 07/11/18 06:52 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
trapdog1 Offline
trapper

Registered: 02/16/15
Posts: 282
Loc: Iowa
I really thought that would work.

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#6277292 - 07/11/18 08:04 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Gary Benson Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 5790
Loc: Sandhills Nebraska
"Im buried face down so y'all can kiss my ..."
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#6277308 - 07/11/18 08:25 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
bandy Offline
trapper

Registered: 02/15/12
Posts: 452
Loc: Tazewell/VA
I want a quote from the great and wise one Pig Killer ( Remember no matter where you go there you are.)

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#6277327 - 07/11/18 08:49 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
On a Call Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/23/10
Posts: 10801
Loc: S/E Mich - N/W Ohio
Be careful... this might be a trap.

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#6277332 - 07/11/18 08:52 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: danny clifton]
On a Call Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/23/10
Posts: 10801
Loc: S/E Mich - N/W Ohio
Originally Posted By: danny clifton
my preference is for my carcass to be left out on the prairie. the way coyote carcasses get cleaned up it would be gone in a few months im sure. that aint legal. burial without first being taxidermyed is pretty complicated. taxidermy of humans seems a little immoral to me for some reason. kicking a body in a hole and filling it in wont do anymore. (who knows why) so that leaves creamation and the ashes tossed in the local river. law wont let my buddies grind my carcass up and make bait out of it either.

who knows what my kids will do with it. I sure wont know but they all know what I want


One method would be to head out into the prairie while you can...die in a place you know and know you will not be found too soon or at all. Carry a note sealed tight to last much longer than your bones.

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#6277372 - 07/11/18 09:30 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Bear Tracker Offline
trapper

Registered: 07/31/16
Posts: 161
Loc: Wisconsin
Want to be ground and used as bear bait no words.

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#6277388 - 07/11/18 09:41 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Trapset Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 2094
Loc: Nebraska
" I'll be right back"
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#6277401 - 07/11/18 09:55 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
T-Rex Offline


Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 4954
Loc: MN >>>

Date subject to change.
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#6277410 - 07/11/18 10:06 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Moosetrot Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/12/07
Posts: 2500
Loc: Wisconsin
"I told everybody there was a lot of ticks around here!"

Moosetrot

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#6277425 - 07/11/18 10:33 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
rszwieg Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 349
Loc: Sugar Island, WI
No pasa agua aqui

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#6277433 - 07/11/18 10:47 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Ringneck1 Offline
trapper

Registered: 02/02/18
Posts: 11
Loc: CO
"My last check to the IRS------BOUNCED!"

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#6277451 - 07/11/18 11:18 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Nessmuck Offline
trapper

Registered: 11/14/11
Posts: 8344
Loc: New Hampshire
Am I on the Stairway to Heaven ....or The Highway to Hel....


Yup ...toast me up and put the remains in my Lionel Coal Hoppers ..13 of them ...and run me around my model RR Layout !
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#6277529 - 07/12/18 06:26 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Meathunter1978 Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/13/15
Posts: 356
Loc: Roanoke, VA
" Better make sure he's here, probably late as usual."
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#6277558 - 07/12/18 07:25 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Scuba1 Offline
"Euro-Redneck"

Registered: 06/10/07
Posts: 4335
Loc: On a Boat
I told you I was sick.
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#6277578 - 07/12/18 07:59 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Macthediver Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 2321
Loc: La Crosse, WI
I guess if I set it up it a head time would be my signature here on T-man. Got it engraved on my zippo so maybe just JB weld my zippo to the stone. My son said he was going to just push me out in the river let turtles and catfish clean me up..
Wife made me buy a couple plots back when I was doing the cancer thing. So I guess I can't be burned up she wants to know where my carcass is in the ground not stinking things up some where.

My father was know to be kinda ornery, We thought about putting on his stone. "Now I Got Something To _itch About!"
Figured that wasn't fair to mom..

When my brother passed he was cremated..I had Larry Finch make me up some of the brass tags with his name and such. Gave some to his daughters and my sister inlaw. They thought it was pretty cool. We left one in the ground at couple places we spread his ashes. Buried one by his deer stand and I've left them here and there in places he and I hunted and fished. Just my little thing maybe someday some one find a tag say who was this guy. Wonder why is this here.


Mac
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#6277597 - 07/12/18 08:27 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
RKG Offline
trapper

Registered: 11/18/16
Posts: 326
Loc: PA
Why seek ye the living amongst the dead?

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#6277897 - 07/12/18 06:38 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Tactical.20 Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 13105
Loc: N.W. Iowa
I'm not dying, lol don't need one, jk
My dad is just getting cremated and no grave

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#6277916 - 07/12/18 07:04 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Gary Benson Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 5790
Loc: Sandhills Nebraska
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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#6277936 - 07/12/18 07:39 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
white marlin Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/04/07
Posts: 2122
Loc: SW PA
one of these two...

"Good Riddance"

or...

"Paul TOLD him to cut it out!"


Edited by white marlin (07/12/18 07:40 PM)
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#6277977 - 07/12/18 08:27 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
cjm5680 Offline
trapper

Registered: 07/19/15
Posts: 60
Loc: Georgia US
If you see me getting smaller Iím leaving donít be grieving
Just got to get away from here
If you see me getting smaller donít worry Iím in no hurry
Iíve got the right to disappear

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#6277980 - 07/12/18 08:29 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
TurkeyTime Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/21/14
Posts: 908
Loc: NW MO
We already have our stone up due to twins passing. They will be between us. Name, birthdate, Psalm 121:1 I always appreciate the funny ones. After my death and they add the date I may have a smiley face added.

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#6278083 - 07/13/18 12:10 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
mad_mike Online   content
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Registered: 01/01/08
Posts: 715
Loc: Southeast Alaska
ďAlmost made itĒ

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#6278116 - 07/13/18 01:33 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
English Doug Offline
trapper

Registered: 07/03/18
Posts: 4
Loc: British Columbia, Canada
Death by misadventure

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#6278123 - 07/13/18 03:04 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Bogwalker Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/04/17
Posts: 29
Loc: MI
"Missed it by that much"

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#6278158 - 07/13/18 05:13 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
jabNE Offline
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Registered: 08/25/13
Posts: 3703
Loc: Hickman, Nebraska
Died from pizza.
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#6278164 - 07/13/18 05:25 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
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Registered: 05/17/10
Posts: 12901
Loc: potter co. p.a.
lived on this hunk of land my whole 50 yrs so far,and if i do happen to pass away,which i'm too mean to do,i've been promised i'll be poofed and hid in a stump by the river down back.
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#6278182 - 07/13/18 06:08 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Outlaw99 Offline
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Registered: 01/28/13
Posts: 3732
Loc: sw iowa
ďWildman Extraordinare: He had ALOT OF FUN!Ē
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#6278199 - 07/13/18 06:40 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
On a Call Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/23/10
Posts: 10801
Loc: S/E Mich - N/W Ohio
One Day you too will be here :

Live your life now and enjoy it, Try to leave it better than you were given it.

Touch another's life and yours will worth more.

See you soon.

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#6278250 - 07/13/18 07:42 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
BullOx Offline
trapper

Registered: 07/01/16
Posts: 282
Loc: Michigan
I don't really care what mine says. Heck donate my whole body to help other people who need organs im dead so why should I care
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#6278252 - 07/13/18 07:43 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
pcr2 Offline
"Twerker"

Registered: 05/17/10
Posts: 12901
Loc: potter co. p.a.
yepper,they got my signature to part me out before they sizzle me.
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#6278340 - 07/13/18 10:49 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Aaron Proffitt Offline
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Registered: 10/14/07
Posts: 6296
Loc: OK
Probably shouldíve finished the antibiotic Rx per the Doctorís order.
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#6278352 - 07/13/18 11:37 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Owen Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 665
Loc: Star City Arkansas
Don't mourn me as I didn't like you anyway.
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Old enough to know better, but dumb enough to still try.

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#6278376 - 07/13/18 01:01 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Canvasback2 Offline
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Registered: 07/15/16
Posts: 1265
Loc: NY
I once had a cousin call , and asked to speak to my Mom. Mom wasn't home, so he asked who I was. I told him .. Only words he could get out was Ö.


"YOU'RE STILL ALIVE"????????????????

He dropped dead of a Heart Attack a few years ago, and YES, I AM STILL ALIVE!! grin

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#6278411 - 07/13/18 02:54 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
eric space Offline
trapper

Registered: 03/20/09
Posts: 495
Loc: wantage n.j.
Only 2 things are certain in life, Death and Taxes, I'd rather still be paying taxes!

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#6278416 - 07/13/18 03:11 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: eric space]
Whopper Stopper Offline
trapper

Registered: 11/24/11
Posts: 352
Loc: Under my hat in Mn and Wi
Like a fart, I made some noise and now I am gone.

WS

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#6278421 - 07/13/18 03:31 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
pcr2 Offline
"Twerker"

Registered: 05/17/10
Posts: 12901
Loc: potter co. p.a.
cheese and pepperoni
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#6278422 - 07/13/18 03:38 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
FlyinFinn Offline
trapper

Registered: 11/18/12
Posts: 10297
Loc: MN
Hopefully dying won't be a thing anymore by the time I get to the age of planning my tombstone.
I wonder what age we'd be before we wished for death? I bet about 200 years and all the sights could be seen, women satisfied, cigarettes smoked, ECT.

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#6278919 - 07/14/18 12:35 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
mudtracker Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 1762
Loc: Waterville Minnesota
I told you I didn't feel good.

Those left overs tasted funny

Should have got a mushroom identification book

Anyone else feel too warm
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#6278985 - 07/14/18 02:49 PM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
gryhkl Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/21/09
Posts: 4115
Loc: PA
I'd like to by thrown in a hole along a bench in our woods behind the house that has lots of white oak trees grow on it. I told my sons, that if they could swing it, to throw a few acorns in the dirt the shovel over me. I like the thought of doing some good for the trees that help feed the deer I love to hunt.

I don't see a need for taking up even a small chunk of land so that it does nothing for years to come and I'd rather have trees over me than a block of stone with my name on it.

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#6279285 - 07/15/18 12:53 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
don Wolf Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 7555
Loc: evansville Indiana age72
A dead Wolf lies in this spot. I have a wolf statue guarding my wife's grave.

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#6279287 - 07/15/18 01:10 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Wild_Idaho Offline
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Registered: 02/14/18
Posts: 453
Loc: North Idaho
"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees."

A tattoo I have and something I live by... either that or

"If it's upside down and burning, you went too fast."
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Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and nuclear ICBM's.

Intermountain Fur Harvesters Association


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#6279289 - 07/15/18 02:06 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
SGT. C Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 1746
Loc: Midlands South Carolina
Someone forgot to pay the electric bill. It's dark in here.

or

Don't just stand there, start digging.

Sarge


Edited by SGT. C (07/15/18 02:07 AM)
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Always looking for reloading componets

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#6279348 - 07/15/18 06:36 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750]
Mike in A-town Offline
trapper

Registered: 09/29/13
Posts: 6658
Loc: Northeast Oklahoma
"Back in 5 minutes"

Or...

"Knew I should've made that left turn at Albuquerque"

Or...

"This was the last day of the rest of my life"

Mike
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Vladimir Lenin

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#6279364 - 07/15/18 07:17 AM Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: David Morse]
Hutchy Offline
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Registered: 02/07/14
Posts: 5296
Loc: On Georgian Bay, Ontario Canad...
Originally Posted By: David Morse
bike rack


I get it
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