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What will it say on your tombstone? #6276898
07/11/18 01:34 PM
07/11/18 01:34 PM
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Idaville, Indiana
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MB750 Offline OP
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Here lays a Trapper under this bit of ground.
Just dig a little deeper & he will be found.
He is down there a thinking & messing around.
Of just what critter in his trap will be found.


For years I have been tomstrap, now I must change because of the whims of the cyber world. NRA Endowment, ISTA Life, FTA Life, NTA
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6276905
07/11/18 01:42 PM
07/11/18 01:42 PM
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Posts: 738
Illinois/Indiana (depends on t...
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Posts: 738
Illinois/Indiana (depends on t...
Mine would probably say..."he should have seen it coming"

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6276907
07/11/18 01:47 PM
07/11/18 01:47 PM
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Posts: 3,795
Philippines,,ohio
west river rogue Offline
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Philippines,,ohio
Mine will say "no entrance to animal heaven"


http://philippinebolomachete.weebly.com/ 52 yrs trapping on 2 continents and 5 states usa
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6276908
07/11/18 01:47 PM
07/11/18 01:47 PM
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Posts: 1,291
NY
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Canvasback2 Offline
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Posts: 1,291
NY
I tried my best.
Now here I lay, in eternal rest.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6276910
07/11/18 01:51 PM
07/11/18 01:51 PM
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Posts: 2,329
WI
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handitrapper Online content
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WI
Nothing!! Iím not gonna have a gravesite. Burned up and dumped in the lake.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: handitrapper] #6276912
07/11/18 02:00 PM
07/11/18 02:00 PM
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Posts: 3,795
Philippines,,ohio
west river rogue Offline
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Philippines,,ohio
Originally Posted By: handitrapper
Nothing!! Iím not gonna have a gravesite. Burned up and dumped in the lake.
lol,me too


http://philippinebolomachete.weebly.com/ 52 yrs trapping on 2 continents and 5 states usa
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6276920
07/11/18 02:09 PM
07/11/18 02:09 PM
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Posts: 4,808
Cole County MO
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Michael Morris Offline
"Hombre que mata demasiadas cosas"
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Cole County MO
"Ma loved Pa
Pa loved wimmin
Ma caught Pa with 2 in swimmin
Here lies Pa..."

grin


You'll always be successful if you perform to the limits of your ability

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Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6276922
07/11/18 02:12 PM
07/11/18 02:12 PM
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 6,171
Central MN, sort of old
MnMan Offline
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Posts: 6,171
Central MN, sort of old
"All things considered, I'd rather be fishing."


I'm just happy to be here! Today I'm as young as I'll ever be and and older than I've ever been before!
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6276933
07/11/18 02:30 PM
07/11/18 02:30 PM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 1,330
Ontario, Canada
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slydogx Offline
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Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 1,330
Ontario, Canada
"Thanks for the opportunity, I hope I did not disappoint. Please, smile when you think about me"


Just happy to be here.
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6276935
07/11/18 02:33 PM
07/11/18 02:33 PM
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 11,312
Eastern Shore of Maryland
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"Chippendale Trapper"
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Posts: 11,312
Eastern Shore of Maryland
"The Experience is Always Better Than the Story"


"Forgiveness".......because there is no Time Machine.

-Goofy-
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6276938
07/11/18 02:37 PM
07/11/18 02:37 PM
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Posts: 1,116
AR
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Posts: 1,116
AR
I told you I was sick.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6276950
07/11/18 02:58 PM
07/11/18 02:58 PM
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St. Louis Co, Mo
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St. Louis Co, Mo
Robert A. Williams
Sgt USAF
Vietnam


Every kid needs a Dog and a Curmudgeon.

Remember Bowe Bergdahl, the traitor.

Beware! Jill Pudlewski, Ron Oates and Keven Begesse are liars and thiefs!
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6276971
07/11/18 03:25 PM
07/11/18 03:25 PM
Joined: Feb 2014
Posts: 1,521
NWT
Ryan McLeod Offline
trapper
Ryan McLeod  Offline
trapper

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Posts: 1,521
NWT
Here Lies Ryan. He Was A Trapper.


If you take care of the land the land will take care of you
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6276973
07/11/18 03:28 PM
07/11/18 03:28 PM
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Posts: 1,040
Beaman Iowa 50
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Posts: 1,040
Beaman Iowa 50
Pee here

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: Horn] #6276994
07/11/18 03:49 PM
07/11/18 03:49 PM
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Posts: 3,782
Rock Springs, WI
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Rock Springs, WI
I'll be cremated and have my ash's scattered in the creek where I live. Never been happier than on this piece of land and I have a dislike of being underground.
Zim

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6276998
07/11/18 04:01 PM
07/11/18 04:01 PM
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Posts: 4,050
SW Montana
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Taximan Offline
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SW Montana
He meant well.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6276999
07/11/18 04:02 PM
07/11/18 04:02 PM
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Posts: 1,521
NWT
Ryan McLeod Offline
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Ryan McLeod  Offline
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NWT
same here zim. I just posted what it would say if I was buried. Ive already given instructions to 2 of my cousins to spread my ashes at Wolf Mountain overlooking the flats. A spot where weve spotted caribou from many times. Ive instructed them to spread the ashes on the first south east wind after im gone that way the ashes will blow down hill for a couple seconds then back uphill and all over the boys. My final "HAHA" moment.


If you take care of the land the land will take care of you
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277000
07/11/18 04:04 PM
07/11/18 04:04 PM
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Posts: 1,412
SE NEBRASKA
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SE NEBRASKA
I Am to be cremated and my ashes spread over the lands I loved to hunt and trap but if I was to have a headstone I would want it to read something like this...... Waited a lifetime on this earth .... just to hear the words "Well done faithful servant, Welcome and come on in" at my day of judgment!!! Amen!!!!

Last edited by NebrCatMan; 07/11/18 04:05 PM.

Remember "Forbidden Fruit makes many Jams"
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277011
07/11/18 04:22 PM
07/11/18 04:22 PM
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Missouri
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Missouri
Who am I?
I am a pebble on a beach
A blade of grass in a field
A cloud in the sky
Catching a glimpse of this world as time goes by
The flame of a candle to light your way
A drop of water on a rainy day
A mighty tree in an endless forest
The softer voice of a singing chorus
I am these things and so much more
For I'm not just a window I am the door




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Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277020
07/11/18 04:35 PM
07/11/18 04:35 PM
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Posts: 865
NNY
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080808 Offline
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080808  Offline
trapper
0

Joined: Dec 2015
Posts: 865
NNY
ďHe lived, he diedĒ.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277022
07/11/18 04:42 PM
07/11/18 04:42 PM
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 321
Upstate NY
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David Morse  Offline
trapper

Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 321
Upstate NY
bike rack


life member NYSTA
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: west river rogue] #6277029
07/11/18 04:56 PM
07/11/18 04:56 PM
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 2,172
western alaska
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western alaska
Originally Posted By: west river rogue
Originally Posted By: handitrapper
Nothing!! Iím not gonna have a gravesite. Burned up and dumped in the lake.
lol,me too


ha ha me three.


Water is good for two things, Floating Ships and making Beer.
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277032
07/11/18 05:01 PM
07/11/18 05:01 PM
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Posts: 1,301
Marion Kansas
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Yes sir Offline
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Yes sir  Offline
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Marion Kansas
I did my part
Now you do yours
And God willing may are
Next meeting be in Heaven.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277034
07/11/18 05:07 PM
07/11/18 05:07 PM
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 2,143
Ohio
OhioBoy Offline
trapper
OhioBoy  Offline
trapper

Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 2,143
Ohio
Well its no pyramid but this will do.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: Zim] #6277064
07/11/18 06:17 PM
07/11/18 06:17 PM
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Posts: 2,856
Ky
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Ky
Originally Posted By: Zim
I'll be cremated and have my ash's scattered in the creek where I live. Never been happier than on this piece of land and I have a dislike of being underground.
Zim


DIDN'T know this but just had my will redone and told attorney I was going to be cremated and scattered . She instantly said I didn't hear that. It is illegal in Ky to scatter remains . Better check the laws

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277071
07/11/18 06:34 PM
07/11/18 06:34 PM
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Posts: 5,227
MT
snowy Offline
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Posts: 5,227
MT
I would rather be bow hunting then to be here. Actually I plan on ashes spread at the ranch.

Last edited by snowy; 07/11/18 06:35 PM.
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: jbyrd63] #6277072
07/11/18 06:41 PM
07/11/18 06:41 PM
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Posts: 6,183
MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
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MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
Originally Posted By: jbyrd63
Originally Posted By: Zim
I'll be cremated and have my ash's scattered in the creek where I live. Never been happier than on this piece of land and I have a dislike of being underground.
Zim


DIDN'T know this but just had my will redone and told attorney I was going to be cremated and scattered . She instantly said I didn't hear that. It is illegal in Ky to scatter remains . Better check the laws


Seems like a stupid law. We're all biodegradable, aren't we?


The answers to all of life's mysteries in one can: Spray-On Duct Tape.
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: jbyrd63] #6277077
07/11/18 06:45 PM
07/11/18 06:45 PM
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Posts: 389
NE
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Posts: 389
NE
Originally Posted By: jbyrd63
Originally Posted By: Zim
I'll be cremated and have my ash's scattered in the creek where I live. Never been happier than on this piece of land and I have a dislike of being underground.
Zim


DIDN'T know this but just had my will redone and told attorney I was going to be cremated and scattered . She instantly said I didn't hear that. It is illegal in Ky to scatter remains . Better check the laws


No reason to put it in your will if you have friends and loved ones that will see that your wishes are carried out. Last thing I want is the *^&%(^ govt having the last word over my life here on earth!

I have already told my daughter that I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered at the farm next to the creek. I love walking the old cemeterys here and looking at the tombstones from the settlers, but I doubt that sentiment will exist much in the future. So no need to waste money on one for me.

Hopefully St. Peter will tell me "Good ride cowboy, good ride."

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: handitrapper] #6277081
07/11/18 06:55 PM
07/11/18 06:55 PM
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Posts: 382
Brazil Indiana
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Posts: 382
Brazil Indiana
Originally Posted By: handitrapper
Nothing!! Iím not gonna have a gravesite. Burned up and dumped in the lake.

I also plan on creamation, I just hope my kids don't put me in the litter box!

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277088
07/11/18 07:01 PM
07/11/18 07:01 PM
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 8,825
Fredonia, PA.
Finster Online content
trapper
Finster  Online Content
trapper

Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 8,825
Fredonia, PA.
My tombstone will say extra cheese and mushrooms. grin


Liberals are not for gun control, they are for no guns, then control!
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277090
07/11/18 07:06 PM
07/11/18 07:06 PM
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Posts: 476
Chautauqua County, New York
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krispcritter Offline
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trapper
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Joined: Oct 2017
Posts: 476
Chautauqua County, New York
Hatched July 18, 1967
Matched Oct. 5, 1996
Dispatched ????

On a mushroom shaped headstone.

Last edited by krispcritter; 07/11/18 07:26 PM.

Best way to make a small fortune in business is to start with a large one.
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277095
07/11/18 07:26 PM
07/11/18 07:26 PM
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 1,007
SE Kansas
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K52 Online content
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K52  Online Content
trapper
K

Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 1,007
SE Kansas
No Les
No More

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277096
07/11/18 07:27 PM
07/11/18 07:27 PM
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Posts: 6,006
Blue Creek, Ohio
Hal Offline
"old windy fartbag"
Hal  Offline
"old windy fartbag"

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Posts: 6,006
Blue Creek, Ohio
Here lies Hal
Deader than H*ll


Waiting for things to be very, very wonderful.
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277100
07/11/18 07:35 PM
07/11/18 07:35 PM
Joined: Aug 2012
Posts: 44
Northern N.Y.
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Mark Hawkins Offline
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Joined: Aug 2012
Posts: 44
Northern N.Y.
All dressed up and no place to go.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277130
07/11/18 08:39 PM
07/11/18 08:39 PM
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Posts: 2,778
De
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coop Offline
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coop  Offline
trapper
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Posts: 2,778
De
"Duh, duh, duh... dat's all folks"...

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277153
07/11/18 09:29 PM
07/11/18 09:29 PM
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Posts: 6,179
Sandhills Nebraska
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Gary Benson Offline
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Sandhills Nebraska
A fire hydrant for a tombstone and a sign that says "Go ahead, everyone else did." laugh


I know I'm paranoid......but am I paranoid ENOUGH???
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: Gary Benson] #6277158
07/11/18 09:38 PM
07/11/18 09:38 PM
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Posts: 79
Hudson valley , NY
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slowpoke Offline
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Posts: 79
Hudson valley , NY
My friend wanted his ashes spread in the outhouse at camp , to keep the stink down !

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277173
07/11/18 10:02 PM
07/11/18 10:02 PM
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Posts: 15,190
Central, SD
Law Dog Online content
trapper
Law Dog  Online Content
trapper

Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 15,190
Central, SD
Took 4 tries but we got it done!


Was born in a Big City Will die in the Country OK with that!

Jerry Herbst
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277184
07/11/18 10:20 PM
07/11/18 10:20 PM
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Posts: 26
Mississippi
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old standard Offline
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old standard  Offline
trapper
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Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 26
Mississippi
I've always wanted one of these two:
Naked I came into this world, and naked I shall depart. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Blessed be the name of the Lord. (Job 1:21)

Let us cross the river and rest in the shade of the trees (last words of Stonewall Jackson)

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277204
07/11/18 10:56 PM
07/11/18 10:56 PM
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Posts: 14,415
potter co. p.a.
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pcr2 Offline
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"Twerker"
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potter co. p.a.
here i sit
broken hearted.
paid to poop,
but only farted.

wait,that's the bathroom wall. laugh


quality over quantity

Hickory Garden Farms
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277219
07/11/18 11:23 PM
07/11/18 11:23 PM
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Posts: 654
rogers city mi.
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jeff karsten Offline
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Posts: 654
rogers city mi.
won't do that again


olden tyred
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277239
07/11/18 11:51 PM
07/11/18 11:51 PM
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Posts: 12,117
williamsburg ks
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williamsburg ks
my preference is for my carcass to be left out on the prairie. the way coyote carcasses get cleaned up it would be gone in a few months im sure. that aint legal. burial without first being taxidermyed is pretty complicated. taxidermy of humans seems a little immoral to me for some reason. kicking a body in a hole and filling it in wont do anymore. (who knows why) so that leaves creamation and the ashes tossed in the local river. law wont let my buddies grind my carcass up and make bait out of it either.

who knows what my kids will do with it. I sure wont know but they all know what I want


Ban private vehicles now. They are killing too much wildlife and too many children.
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277241
07/11/18 11:52 PM
07/11/18 11:52 PM
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Posts: 357
Iowa
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Iowa
I really thought that would work.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277292
07/12/18 01:04 AM
07/12/18 01:04 AM
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Posts: 6,179
Sandhills Nebraska
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Sandhills Nebraska
"Im buried face down so y'all can kiss my ..."


I know I'm paranoid......but am I paranoid ENOUGH???
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277308
07/12/18 01:25 AM
07/12/18 01:25 AM
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Tazewell/VA
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Tazewell/VA
I want a quote from the great and wise one Pig Killer ( Remember no matter where you go there you are.)

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277327
07/12/18 01:49 AM
07/12/18 01:49 AM
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S/E Mich - N/W Ohio
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trapper

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Posts: 10,801
S/E Mich - N/W Ohio
Be careful... this might be a trap.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: danny clifton] #6277332
07/12/18 01:52 AM
07/12/18 01:52 AM
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S/E Mich - N/W Ohio
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S/E Mich - N/W Ohio
Originally Posted By: danny clifton
my preference is for my carcass to be left out on the prairie. the way coyote carcasses get cleaned up it would be gone in a few months im sure. that aint legal. burial without first being taxidermyed is pretty complicated. taxidermy of humans seems a little immoral to me for some reason. kicking a body in a hole and filling it in wont do anymore. (who knows why) so that leaves creamation and the ashes tossed in the local river. law wont let my buddies grind my carcass up and make bait out of it either.

who knows what my kids will do with it. I sure wont know but they all know what I want


One method would be to head out into the prairie while you can...die in a place you know and know you will not be found too soon or at all. Carry a note sealed tight to last much longer than your bones.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277372
07/12/18 02:30 AM
07/12/18 02:30 AM
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Posts: 182
Wisconsin
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Posts: 182
Wisconsin
Want to be ground and used as bear bait no words.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277388
07/12/18 02:41 AM
07/12/18 02:41 AM
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Posts: 2,119
Nebraska
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Posts: 2,119
Nebraska
" I'll be right back"


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Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277401
07/12/18 02:55 AM
07/12/18 02:55 AM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 5,000
MN >>>
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Date subject to change.


Man who mistake shillelagh for fairy wand; see pixie dust, also.
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277410
07/12/18 03:06 AM
07/12/18 03:06 AM
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Posts: 2,622
Wisconsin
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Posts: 2,622
Wisconsin
"I told everybody there was a lot of ticks around here!"

Moosetrot

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277425
07/12/18 03:33 AM
07/12/18 03:33 AM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 350
Sugar Island, WI
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 350
Sugar Island, WI
No pasa agua aqui

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277433
07/12/18 03:47 AM
07/12/18 03:47 AM
Joined: Feb 2018
Posts: 11
CO
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Ringneck1 Offline
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Joined: Feb 2018
Posts: 11
CO
"My last check to the IRS------BOUNCED!"

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277451
07/12/18 04:18 AM
07/12/18 04:18 AM
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 8,781
New Hampshire
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Nessmuck  Offline
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 8,781
New Hampshire
Am I on the Stairway to Heaven ....or The Highway to Hel....


Yup ...toast me up and put the remains in my Lionel Coal Hoppers ..13 of them ...and run me around my model RR Layout !


It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277529
07/12/18 11:26 AM
07/12/18 11:26 AM
Joined: Dec 2015
Posts: 370
Roanoke, VA
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Joined: Dec 2015
Posts: 370
Roanoke, VA
" Better make sure he's here, probably late as usual."


Formally known as Meathunter78. Just doing it for meat.
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277558
07/12/18 12:25 PM
07/12/18 12:25 PM
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 4,570
On a Boat
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"Euro-Redneck"
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"Euro-Redneck"

Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 4,570
On a Boat
I told you I was sick.


At My Age Everything Comes with a lifetime Guarantee
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277578
07/12/18 12:59 PM
07/12/18 12:59 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,435
La Crosse, WI
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Posts: 2,435
La Crosse, WI
I guess if I set it up it a head time would be my signature here on T-man. Got it engraved on my zippo so maybe just JB weld my zippo to the stone. My son said he was going to just push me out in the river let turtles and catfish clean me up..
Wife made me buy a couple plots back when I was doing the cancer thing. So I guess I can't be burned up she wants to know where my carcass is in the ground not stinking things up some where.

My father was know to be kinda ornery, We thought about putting on his stone. "Now I Got Something To _itch About!"
Figured that wasn't fair to mom..

When my brother passed he was cremated..I had Larry Finch make me up some of the brass tags with his name and such. Gave some to his daughters and my sister inlaw. They thought it was pretty cool. We left one in the ground at couple places we spread his ashes. Buried one by his deer stand and I've left them here and there in places he and I hunted and fished. Just my little thing maybe someday some one find a tag say who was this guy. Wonder why is this here.


Mac


"Never Forget Which Way Is Up"

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277597
07/12/18 01:27 PM
07/12/18 01:27 PM
Joined: Nov 2016
Posts: 385
PA
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RKG Offline
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Joined: Nov 2016
Posts: 385
PA
Why seek ye the living amongst the dead?

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277897
07/12/18 11:38 PM
07/12/18 11:38 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13,480
N.W. Iowa
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13,480
N.W. Iowa
I'm not dying, lol don't need one, jk
My dad is just getting cremated and no grave

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277916
07/13/18 12:04 AM
07/13/18 12:04 AM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 6,179
Sandhills Nebraska
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Gary Benson Offline
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Posts: 6,179
Sandhills Nebraska
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.


I know I'm paranoid......but am I paranoid ENOUGH???
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277936
07/13/18 12:39 AM
07/13/18 12:39 AM
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Posts: 2,177
SW PA
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Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 2,177
SW PA
one of these two...

"Good Riddance"

or...

"Paul TOLD him to cut it out!"

Last edited by white marlin; 07/13/18 12:40 AM.

"We didn't come all the way out here just to 'feel them on the line.' "
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277977
07/13/18 01:27 AM
07/13/18 01:27 AM
Joined: Jul 2015
Posts: 60
Georgia US
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trapper
C

Joined: Jul 2015
Posts: 60
Georgia US
If you see me getting smaller Iím leaving donít be grieving
Just got to get away from here
If you see me getting smaller donít worry Iím in no hurry
Iíve got the right to disappear

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6277980
07/13/18 01:29 AM
07/13/18 01:29 AM
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 978
NW MO
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TurkeyTime Offline
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TurkeyTime  Offline
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Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 978
NW MO
We already have our stone up due to twins passing. They will be between us. Name, birthdate, Psalm 121:1 I always appreciate the funny ones. After my death and they add the date I may have a smiley face added.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278083
07/13/18 05:10 AM
07/13/18 05:10 AM
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 736
Southeast Alaska
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Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 736
Southeast Alaska
ďAlmost made itĒ

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278116
07/13/18 06:33 AM
07/13/18 06:33 AM
Joined: Jul 2018
Posts: 6
British Columbia, Canada
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English Doug Offline
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English Doug  Offline
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Joined: Jul 2018
Posts: 6
British Columbia, Canada
Death by misadventure

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278123
07/13/18 08:04 AM
07/13/18 08:04 AM
Joined: Jan 2017
Posts: 29
MI
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Joined: Jan 2017
Posts: 29
MI
"Missed it by that much"

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278158
07/13/18 10:13 AM
07/13/18 10:13 AM
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Posts: 3,949
Hickman, Nebraska
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Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 3,949
Hickman, Nebraska
Died from pizza.


Money cannot buy you happiness, buy it can buy you a trapping license and that's pretty close.
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278164
07/13/18 10:25 AM
07/13/18 10:25 AM
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Posts: 14,415
potter co. p.a.
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Posts: 14,415
potter co. p.a.
lived on this hunk of land my whole 50 yrs so far,and if i do happen to pass away,which i'm too mean to do,i've been promised i'll be poofed and hid in a stump by the river down back.


quality over quantity

Hickory Garden Farms
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278182
07/13/18 11:08 AM
07/13/18 11:08 AM
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,765
sw iowa
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Outlaw99  Offline
trapper

Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,765
sw iowa
ďWildman Extraordinare: He had ALOT OF FUN!Ē


"....it's been making me lonesome, onory, and mean". www.derricks-nm.com
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278199
07/13/18 11:40 AM
07/13/18 11:40 AM
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 10,801
S/E Mich - N/W Ohio
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On a Call  Offline
trapper

Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 10,801
S/E Mich - N/W Ohio
One Day you too will be here :

Live your life now and enjoy it, Try to leave it better than you were given it.

Touch another's life and yours will worth more.

See you soon.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278250
07/13/18 12:42 PM
07/13/18 12:42 PM
Joined: Jul 2016
Posts: 303
Michigan
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BullOx Offline
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Joined: Jul 2016
Posts: 303
Michigan
I don't really care what mine says. Heck donate my whole body to help other people who need organs im dead so why should I care


Trapping is easy you say? You try getting your target animal to step in a 3 inch area of its whole territory.
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278252
07/13/18 12:43 PM
07/13/18 12:43 PM
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Posts: 14,415
potter co. p.a.
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pcr2 Offline
"Twerker"
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"Twerker"
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Joined: May 2010
Posts: 14,415
potter co. p.a.
yepper,they got my signature to part me out before they sizzle me.


quality over quantity

Hickory Garden Farms
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278340
07/13/18 03:49 PM
07/13/18 03:49 PM
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 6,389
OK
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Aaron Proffitt  Offline
trapper

Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 6,389
OK
Probably shouldíve finished the antibiotic Rx per the Doctorís order.


To avoid germs while performing mouth to mouth resuscitation...use a harmonica !!
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278352
07/13/18 04:37 PM
07/13/18 04:37 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 669
Star City Arkansas
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Owen  Offline
trapper

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 669
Star City Arkansas
Don't mourn me as I didn't like you anyway.


Old enough to know better, but dumb enough to still try.
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278376
07/13/18 06:01 PM
07/13/18 06:01 PM
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Posts: 1,291
NY
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C

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Posts: 1,291
NY
I once had a cousin call , and asked to speak to my Mom. Mom wasn't home, so he asked who I was. I told him .. Only words he could get out was Ö.


"YOU'RE STILL ALIVE"????????????????

He dropped dead of a Heart Attack a few years ago, and YES, I AM STILL ALIVE!! grin

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278411
07/13/18 07:54 PM
07/13/18 07:54 PM
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Posts: 523
wantage n.j.
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wantage n.j.
Only 2 things are certain in life, Death and Taxes, I'd rather still be paying taxes!

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: eric space] #6278416
07/13/18 08:11 PM
07/13/18 08:11 PM
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Posts: 397
Under my hat in Mn and Wi
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 397
Under my hat in Mn and Wi
Like a fart, I made some noise and now I am gone.

WS

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278421
07/13/18 08:31 PM
07/13/18 08:31 PM
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Posts: 14,415
potter co. p.a.
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potter co. p.a.
cheese and pepperoni


quality over quantity

Hickory Garden Farms
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278422
07/13/18 08:38 PM
07/13/18 08:38 PM
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Posts: 10,591
MN
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Posts: 10,591
MN
Hopefully dying won't be a thing anymore by the time I get to the age of planning my tombstone.
I wonder what age we'd be before we wished for death? I bet about 200 years and all the sights could be seen, women satisfied, cigarettes smoked, ECT.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278919
07/14/18 05:35 PM
07/14/18 05:35 PM
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Posts: 1,762
Waterville Minnesota
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Posts: 1,762
Waterville Minnesota
I told you I didn't feel good.

Those left overs tasted funny

Should have got a mushroom identification book

Anyone else feel too warm


WHO MADE THIS MESS ALL OVER MY FLOOR THE MUDTRACKER WAS HERE HE HE HE
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6278985
07/14/18 07:49 PM
07/14/18 07:49 PM
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PA
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PA
I'd like to by thrown in a hole along a bench in our woods behind the house that has lots of white oak trees grow on it. I told my sons, that if they could swing it, to throw a few acorns in the dirt the shovel over me. I like the thought of doing some good for the trees that help feed the deer I love to hunt.

I don't see a need for taking up even a small chunk of land so that it does nothing for years to come and I'd rather have trees over me than a block of stone with my name on it.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6279285
07/15/18 05:53 AM
07/15/18 05:53 AM
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Posts: 7,576
evansville Indiana age72
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evansville Indiana age72
A dead Wolf lies in this spot. I have a wolf statue guarding my wife's grave.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6279287
07/15/18 06:10 AM
07/15/18 06:10 AM
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North Idaho
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Joined: Feb 2018
Posts: 493
North Idaho
"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees."

A tattoo I have and something I live by... either that or

"If it's upside down and burning, you went too fast."


Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and nuclear ICBM's.

"I am glad I will not be young in a future without wilderness" - Aldo Leopold.

Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6279289
07/15/18 07:06 AM
07/15/18 07:06 AM
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Midlands South Carolina
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Posts: 1,812
Midlands South Carolina
Someone forgot to pay the electric bill. It's dark in here.

or

Don't just stand there, start digging.

Sarge

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Getting old is a fatal mistake

Always looking for reloading componets

I know a beaver or two, because I've seen a beaver or two
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: MB750] #6279348
07/15/18 11:36 AM
07/15/18 11:36 AM
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Northeast Oklahoma
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Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 6,834
Northeast Oklahoma
"Back in 5 minutes"

Or...

"Knew I should've made that left turn at Albuquerque"

Or...

"This was the last day of the rest of my life"

Mike


One man with a gun may control 100 others who have none.

Vladimir Lenin
Re: What will it say on your tombstone? [Re: David Morse] #6279364
07/15/18 12:17 PM
07/15/18 12:17 PM
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On Georgian Bay, Ontario Canad...
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On Georgian Bay, Ontario Canad...
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bike rack


I get it




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