Bottle of water and a handgun

You never had beer drinking gloves? They are nice when it is cold.

Riot gun, not a trench gun.

The detonator for the claymores planted in the yard.

LOL

Glock 9mm with 30 round clip and a alarm clock

Viagra?

Jug of whiskey and a TV clicker.

Lol

Osky

Nope. I don't have problems rolling out of bed at night.

You got a permit to buy a nightstand?

I keep a "big fat one" twisted up ready for morning.

WS

Planning ahead. I like that.

Alarm clock , knife and billfold

Flashlight, Water, Pills, and Loaded Handgun.

Money clip, vape pen, fish hooks, ibuprofen, and phone

Ear plugs

Lamp, alarm clock, TV remote, picture of my son holding a goose when he was five, and a red fox skull.

Is that "Safe sex, Texas style"?

Well I left the .40 cal glock that goes on mine when I remove it from my hip at night. Now on my fifes side is a 21" barrel 20g 870 with 4 buck and well on my side now let me look and count looks like 4 .22s, 2 20g a 243, 7mm-08 and 2 350 legands. Moving right ther are 2 .22 rugers a mark 2 and single 6 and a .45 black hawk.

I should probably put the Deer guns away since season is over now.

O I forgot there is a 100% wore out red rider over there also. Won't even dent a can at 19 feet and you better hold 3 otr 4 inched high for drop. Sure did kill a ton if birds with that thing though.

And nothing us geting in the house without me knowing with that 115lb German shepherd. I will just be the mercy shot putting them down.