Originally Posted by Brooktrout906
Money clip, vape pen, fish hooks, ibuprofen, and phone

I pity the fool who stumbles in on you late at night.
1. Pre-emptive ransom money.
2. Vape to mooch a hit off of.
3. Fish hooks? Well, that's just inherently unsafe to have laying around anywhere.
4. Ibuprofen just in case it gets rough and tumble and someone pulls a hammy.
5. Phone so the robber can call 911 to "come over to the Weatley house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street", to tell them that "he kilt Brooktrout906 with a lawn mower blade." "Doyle said to send an ambulance or a Hearst." smile