Oh let her have her fun!
I’m not much of a shopper. Everyone can tell my ragged pants.

… thought you was Jamaican … what’s with the Chinese writing on your shirt?

… you’re going to end up having to go by the Jamasianblacktrapper lol

So how long ya been married to her????

Back when we had been married for only a few months, my wife wanted a new headboard and bed frame. She asked me to go with her, but that's the last thing I wanted to do so told her I'd be fine with whatever she picked out. I guess I should have been more specific, as that headboard turned into an entire bedroom set!
The moral of the story is; sometimes you're just gonna lose.

wife tries not to go shopping with me or not to long anyway. When were in the grocery side ill swing by the diaper side and throw a bag of ladies depends on top to see if she notices. She has to stop and talk to every one along the way.

It's also fun to throw "random things" in other people's carts when they aren't looking.

Lol o I did , but proceeded to walk around for 30min with her following me. Would just go up to something look at it grunt and nod and walk away after 20min we where laughing pretty hard .

Mine can't make a grip out and only go to one store. She will say one place but it will be more stops typically at least 3. She will need to leave the check out lane to go get something she forgot 7 out of 10 times.

I told her when we were dating. She cat shop for clothing at any store that doesn't have chairs outside the fitting rooms at least if she wants to shop there when I'm with her.

She ended up dumping me on Valentine's Day Eve in 1992. I got a job out of town and she didn't want to come with me. She wanted her own career.

A part of me wishes I never went out with her. She had an abusive, liberal, school teacher father. She had lot of mental problems from his abuse. She got 1 B+ in college, her only non A and I had a hard time preventing her from killing herself. She tried to knife me when I tried to take the knife away from her, when she was going to kill herself. She was high up on the hot/crazy matrix. She was very smart, but had very low common sense.

Once she wanted a Napoleon flower at the MCTA antique show. We walked about 6 miles round trip, in the freezing rain, to get cash from an ATM, with her complaining the whole way. When we got to the ATM I saw she had a large amount of cash in her wallet. I asked why she didn't use that cash. She told me she was saving that cash for something else. I told her she could have just spent that money on the flower and replaced it when we got back to campus. She didn't think it was even an option.

Keith

You won big right there when she dumped ya!

I wish you could of traveled back to 1988 and warned me and I would of listened. Dads can really screw up their daughters. She had no ability to deal with things when they didn't go near perfectly. I felt sorry for her, but couldn't rescue her.

Keith

I always have a Fur-Fish-Game or Trappers Post or other magazine of choice in the car for when my wife wants to stop and do a little shopping. I tell her to go have fun. She likes to brag how much money she saves me on sales:)

Some times it's the mothers that cause mental issues with their vile hatred when they don't get their way.
Some just want a sugar daddy.

Take wife shopping to either St Louis, Springfield, Columbia or the Lake of the Ozarks about once a month. I drop her off at the Mall or wherever and hit up the pawn/gun shops. Usually go somewhere for a nice dinner and come home. It’s our ‘Date Night’. We just celebrated our 33rd wedding anniversary.

It’s the opposite for us. My wife hates shopping and shes in and out before ive barely checked the clearance rack! I like to take my time shipping and inevitably end up chatting with someone I know it in many cases don't know. Like crappiekiller, we have that rare time once or twice a year we get to go shipping without the kids and it’s very enjoyable.

Just make sure to hold up your end of the bargain and drive her crazy with your own things! lol. Happy trapping! ScottW

Well



...........You married her- ah , Hahaha!!!!!!

🤣even if she did...i wouldnt care! The only thing that would change would be the silhouette of us fishing on the bank would be a little wider.

Like ky jelly?

Or pregnancy test, adult diapers, or yeast infection creams.