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Chuck Norris-isms #8360596 03/08/25 11:02 PM 03/08/25 11:02 PM
Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,993 New York border Cragar OP trapper
Cragar OP trapper Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,993 New York border	Tons of Chuck Norris jokes out there , ran into this one just recently. During WWII the USA had 2 options regarding Japan. (1) Use an atomic weapon (2) Drop in Chuck Norris We chose the humane option. Post your fav Chuck Norris joke. NRA benefactor member

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360609 03/08/25 11:42 PM 03/08/25 11:42 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,420 Mt. g smith trapper
g smith trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,420 Mt.	He built the hospital he was born in . You can ride a fast horse slow but you can't ride a slow horse fast .

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360620 03/09/25 12:07 AM 03/09/25 12:07 AM
Joined: Aug 2013 Posts: 9,055 Firth, Nebraska jabNE trapper
jabNE trapper Joined: Aug 2013 Posts: 9,055 Firth, Nebraska	When chuck norris left for college, he turned to his father and said, your the man of the house now pops. Money cannot buy you happiness, but it can buy you a trapping license and that's pretty close.

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360626 03/09/25 12:26 AM 03/09/25 12:26 AM
Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,993 New York border Cragar OP trapper
Cragar OP trapper Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,993 New York border	Best 1:38 of Chuck Norris making fun of Chuck Norris on film. From 'Expendables 2 ' NRA benefactor member

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360640 03/09/25 01:50 AM 03/09/25 01:50 AM
Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,083 Illinois foxkidd44 trapper
foxkidd44 trapper Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,083 Illinois	Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door When dr banner gets mad he turns into the hulk, and when the hulk gets mad he turns into chuck Norris Stand by your principles, Stand by your guns, and victory complete and permanent is sure at last. Abraham Lincoln

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360691 03/09/25 08:05 AM 03/09/25 08:05 AM
Joined: Jun 2022 Posts: 3,513 Manitoba Shakeyjake trapper
Shakeyjake trapper Joined: Jun 2022 Posts: 3,513 Manitoba	I heard he doesn’t use a razor to shave, he roundhouse kicks his beard off……the only thing that can cut Chuck, is Chuck. My T has some similar ones. Wind Blew, crap flew, out came the line crew

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360726 03/09/25 09:12 AM 03/09/25 09:12 AM
Joined: Jan 2020 Posts: 5,859 Aliceville, Kansas 45 Yukon John trapper
Yukon John trapper Joined: Jan 2020 Posts: 5,859 Aliceville, Kansas 45	Chuck Norris hit my Dad before I was born...I still have a black eye. Act like a blank, get treated like a blank. Insert your own blank!

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360732 03/09/25 09:24 AM 03/09/25 09:24 AM
Joined: Mar 2023 Posts: 3,168 WI WI Outdoors trapper
WI Outdoors trapper Joined: Mar 2023 Posts: 3,168 WI	Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck doesn't sleep, he waits. Chuck was born with that beard.

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360749 03/09/25 09:54 AM 03/09/25 09:54 AM
Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,083 Illinois foxkidd44 trapper
foxkidd44 trapper Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,083 Illinois	Chuck Norris can text on a landline …😂😂 Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but he never cries. 2. Chuck Norris can talk to animals, and they always obey. 3. Chuck Norris's favorite food is lightning, and his favorite drink is thunder. 4. Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain. 5. Chuck Norris's favorite hobby is knitting razor-sharp blankets. 6. Chuck Norris can strangle a tree with just a glance. 7. Chuck Norris's favorite sport is extreme ironing. 8. Chuck Norris can turn a tornado into a gentle breeze with a single punch. 9. Chuck Norris's favorite book is the phone book, and he's read it cover to cover. 10. Chuck Norris can make a rock climb a tree Stand by your principles, Stand by your guns, and victory complete and permanent is sure at last. Abraham Lincoln

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360751 03/09/25 09:55 AM 03/09/25 09:55 AM
Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,083 Illinois foxkidd44 trapper
foxkidd44 trapper Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,083 Illinois	Chuck was asked if he was fast enough to run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head..... He said "No". I would hear me coming and block the punch. Stand by your principles, Stand by your guns, and victory complete and permanent is sure at last. Abraham Lincoln

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360752 03/09/25 10:01 AM 03/09/25 10:01 AM
Joined: Jan 2021 Posts: 204 NM R RFrame trapper
RFrame trapper R Joined: Jan 2021 Posts: 204 NM	When Chuck Norris does a push-up he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360783 03/09/25 10:48 AM 03/09/25 10:48 AM
Joined: Mar 2023 Posts: 3,168 WI WI Outdoors trapper
WI Outdoors trapper Joined: Mar 2023 Posts: 3,168 WI	Chuck eats unicorn meat because he like his steaks rare.

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360795 03/09/25 10:58 AM 03/09/25 10:58 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,556 Northern Maine Bruce T trapper
Bruce T trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,556 Northern Maine	NRA,NTA,MTA,FTA #1 goal=Trap a wolverine

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360805 03/09/25 11:13 AM 03/09/25 11:13 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,556 Northern Maine Bruce T trapper
Bruce T trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,556 Northern Maine	NRA,NTA,MTA,FTA #1 goal=Trap a wolverine

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360808 03/09/25 11:14 AM 03/09/25 11:14 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,556 Northern Maine Bruce T trapper
Bruce T trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,556 Northern Maine	NRA,NTA,MTA,FTA #1 goal=Trap a wolverine

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360875 03/09/25 12:49 PM 03/09/25 12:49 PM
Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 15,060 Ky J jbyrd63 trapper
jbyrd63 trapper J Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 15,060 Ky	Chuck Norris wears fur. Goes thru 2 muskrats a year for his hair piece.

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8360882 03/09/25 01:12 PM 03/09/25 01:12 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,556 Northern Maine Bruce T trapper
Bruce T trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,556 Northern Maine	NRA,NTA,MTA,FTA #1 goal=Trap a wolverine

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8361153 03/09/25 08:10 PM 03/09/25 08:10 PM
Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,839 OK Aaron Proffitt trapper
Aaron Proffitt trapper Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,839 OK	Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter. Honor a Soldier. Be the kind of American worth fighting for.

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8361158 03/09/25 08:12 PM 03/09/25 08:12 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,556 Northern Maine Bruce T trapper
Bruce T trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,556 Northern Maine	NRA,NTA,MTA,FTA #1 goal=Trap a wolverine

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8361159 03/09/25 08:13 PM 03/09/25 08:13 PM
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Bruce T trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,556 Northern Maine	NRA,NTA,MTA,FTA #1 goal=Trap a wolverine

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