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Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8361220 03/09/25 09:51 PM 03/09/25 09:51 PM
Joined: Jun 2019 Posts: 183 NC Mac McAtee trapper
Mac McAtee trapper Joined: Jun 2019 Posts: 183 NC	I want to know where he gets those sparking bullets. I want me some. NCTA, FTA, FBU,NTA

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Mac McAtee] #8361231 03/09/25 10:15 PM 03/09/25 10:15 PM
Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,839 OK Aaron Proffitt trapper
Aaron Proffitt trapper Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,839 OK	Originally Posted by Mac McAtee I want to know where he gets those sparking bullets. I want me some. You can't . Exclusively for Chuck Norris. Honor a Soldier. Be the kind of American worth fighting for.

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8361232 03/09/25 10:17 PM 03/09/25 10:17 PM
Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 21,006 MN 1 160user trapper
160user trapper 1 Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 21,006 MN	Chuck Norris doesn't Tea Bag, he Potato sacks. I taught him that. Last edited by 160user; 03/09/25 10:17 PM. I have nothing clever to put here.

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8361301 03/10/25 01:17 AM 03/10/25 01:17 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,503 NWWA/AZ Vinke trapper
Vinke trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,503 NWWA/AZ	When Chuck Norris comes to my house for advice,,,,,I let him have it…. Ant Man/ Marty 2028 just put your ear to the ground , and follow along

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8361392 03/10/25 08:28 AM 03/10/25 08:28 AM
Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 1,098 N E Nebraska S sotired trapper
sotired trapper S Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 1,098 N E Nebraska	Chuck Norris can rub two ice cubes together and start a fire. "Education, transportation, and communication, that's what ruined the world."

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8361394 03/10/25 08:32 AM 03/10/25 08:32 AM
Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,853 east central WI K k snow trapper
k snow trapper K Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,853 east central WI	Chuck Norris went to a feminist convention and they made him sandwiches.

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8361409 03/10/25 08:59 AM 03/10/25 08:59 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,555 Northern Maine Bruce T trapper
Bruce T trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,555 Northern Maine	NRA,NTA,MTA,FTA #1 goal=Trap a wolverine

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8361410 03/10/25 08:59 AM 03/10/25 08:59 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,555 Northern Maine Bruce T trapper
Bruce T trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 49,555 Northern Maine	NRA,NTA,MTA,FTA #1 goal=Trap a wolverine

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Bruce T] #8361645 03/10/25 04:09 PM 03/10/25 04:09 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,340 Otsego, MI 67 K K-zoo trapper
K-zoo trapper K Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,340 Otsego, MI 67	Member NTA, MTPCA, FTA, NRA, MUCC 2 Cor. 5:17

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8361652 03/10/25 04:21 PM 03/10/25 04:21 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 22,684 St. Louis Co, Mo B BigBob trapper
BigBob trapper B Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 22,684 St. Louis Co, Mo	When the Boogie man puts his kids to bed, they make him look in the closets for Chuck Norris! Every kid needs a Dog and a Curmudgeon. Remember Bowe Bergdahl, the traitor. Beware! Jill Pudlewski, Ron Oates and Keven Begesse are liars and thiefs!

Re: Chuck Norris-isms [Re: Cragar] #8361660 03/10/25 04:34 PM 03/10/25 04:34 PM
Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,740 PA P PAskinner trapper
PAskinner trapper P Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,740 PA	Today is Chuck's 85th birthday. He posted a picture of himself by the ocean in Instagram. " The tide comes in when Chuck tells the moon to bring it." ( Just made that one up. Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

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